"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Paying out her boyfriend for not being good enough

anile8

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i fuked up today soo bad. i used to like this chick (and i guess i still kinda do). We were talking in the library and the conversation goes:
(after about 2mins of chattin)

Me: So why are you goin out with Chris?
her: What?
Me: YOur a beautiful girl you can do so much better than him
her: Wha... where did this come from?
Me: Why dont you go out with some1 like me or my friend?
her: i used to like your friend
so the conversation goes on but we loose track of her bf and talk about other stuff.
So what should i have done , or do to improve the situation.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Michele l'Arcangelo

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That DOES sound pretty bad.

You shouldn't have been TOO MUCH straight to the point. It sounds like... like... a robat, maybe?

She says one thing.. then in less than half a second you reply knowing what she will say, saying what you PLANNED out to say.

I'm finally realizing (without testing) that plans won't work out... it will make your speech sound horrible... is THAT what you did? Did you plan out what you were going to say before you talked about why you and your friend are better than her boyfriend?

Reply back.
 

Zod

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A few things wrong...

1. Avoiding using the word why, and replace it with what.

2. You are insulting the guy she is dating, hope she doesn't tell him.

3. You're logic doesn't make sense, so what if shes a beautiful girl and dating him?

4. Called her a beautiful girl.

5. You came on way too fast.

6. Why would you suggest for the girl to go out with your friend?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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shark

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Not only was that an ******* thing to do, you sucked at it and made yourself look like a dumb ****. Read the DJ Bible, and don't me to big of an *******..us guys are like brothers. Treat it like that.
 

Smooth Player 056

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Re: Re: Paying out her boyfriend for not being good enough

Originally posted by Thraxeh
read the dj bible.

:rolleyes:
have u even read the dj bible? it has no answers to this exact circumstace
 
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