"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Patrice O'Neal genius RIP

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Atom Smasher

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Poor guy... A stroke must be a very rough way to go.
 

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ahhhh fvckkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
not what i wanted to hear this morning.

RIP big boy.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Burroughs

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nice spider

"shortcuts to a woman's panties equal LONGCUTS to my fvcking life."

"god has given a miserable animal (women) the power to make men happy."

"It bothers me how little women bring to the table."

"we don't call em out because we love pvssy....but after the pvzzy then what?"

-p o'neal

men would be wise the internalize this...
 

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The cold, bitter irony here is that I believe a comedienne on Comedy Central's Roast of Charlie Sheen "joked" about him dying soon in her bit. To me it wasn't funny THEN, and it's definitely not funny now.

I don't have time to find it right now, but I'm sure somebody here can look it up on You Tube or something though.
 

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if i remember right....the jokes ware about him loosing his big toe, or a foot (because of his diabetes). And of course the racist old white man William Shatners jokes.
 
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