We lost him too young. 41. A real genius.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=051nNLJnNgk&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=051nNLJnNgk&feature=related
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Patrice O'Neal genius RIP
- Thread starter Burroughs
- Start date
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
Poor guy... A stroke must be a very rough way to go.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
ahhhh fvckkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
not what i wanted to hear this morning.
RIP big boy.
not what i wanted to hear this morning.
RIP big boy.
black phillip is required listening
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRWDqVz42kY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dulc-QQjrsM&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL5007A35624B6AC07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRWDqVz42kY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dulc-QQjrsM&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL5007A35624B6AC07
spider_007
Master Don Juan
yesterdays O&A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj_T6b94zXA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj_T6b94zXA
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
nice spider
"shortcuts to a woman's panties equal LONGCUTS to my fvcking life."
"god has given a miserable animal (women) the power to make men happy."
"It bothers me how little women bring to the table."
"we don't call em out because we love pvssy....but after the pvzzy then what?"
-p o'neal
men would be wise the internalize this...
"shortcuts to a woman's panties equal LONGCUTS to my fvcking life."
"god has given a miserable animal (women) the power to make men happy."
"It bothers me how little women bring to the table."
"we don't call em out because we love pvssy....but after the pvzzy then what?"
-p o'neal
men would be wise the internalize this...
Victory Unlimited
Master Don Juan
The cold, bitter irony here is that I believe a comedienne on Comedy Central's Roast of Charlie Sheen "joked" about him dying soon in her bit. To me it wasn't funny THEN, and it's definitely not funny now.
I don't have time to find it right now, but I'm sure somebody here can look it up on You Tube or something though.
I don't have time to find it right now, but I'm sure somebody here can look it up on You Tube or something though.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
if i remember right....the jokes ware about him loosing his big toe, or a foot (because of his diabetes). And of course the racist old white man William Shatners jokes.