We lost him too young. 41. A real genius.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=051nNLJnNgk&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=051nNLJnNgk&feature=related
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Patrice O'Neal genius RIP
- Thread starter Burroughs
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
Poor guy... A stroke must be a very rough way to go.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
ahhhh fvckkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
not what i wanted to hear this morning.
RIP big boy.
not what i wanted to hear this morning.
RIP big boy.
black phillip is required listening
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRWDqVz42kY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dulc-QQjrsM&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL5007A35624B6AC07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRWDqVz42kY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dulc-QQjrsM&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL5007A35624B6AC07
spider_007
Master Don Juan
yesterdays O&A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj_T6b94zXA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj_T6b94zXA
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
nice spider
"shortcuts to a woman's panties equal LONGCUTS to my fvcking life."
"god has given a miserable animal (women) the power to make men happy."
"It bothers me how little women bring to the table."
"we don't call em out because we love pvssy....but after the pvzzy then what?"
-p o'neal
men would be wise the internalize this...
"shortcuts to a woman's panties equal LONGCUTS to my fvcking life."
"god has given a miserable animal (women) the power to make men happy."
"It bothers me how little women bring to the table."
"we don't call em out because we love pvssy....but after the pvzzy then what?"
-p o'neal
men would be wise the internalize this...
Victory Unlimited
Master Don Juan
The cold, bitter irony here is that I believe a comedienne on Comedy Central's Roast of Charlie Sheen "joked" about him dying soon in her bit. To me it wasn't funny THEN, and it's definitely not funny now.
I don't have time to find it right now, but I'm sure somebody here can look it up on You Tube or something though.
I don't have time to find it right now, but I'm sure somebody here can look it up on You Tube or something though.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
if i remember right....the jokes ware about him loosing his big toe, or a foot (because of his diabetes). And of course the racist old white man William Shatners jokes.