"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Patrice O'Neal genius RIP

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Atom Smasher

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Poor guy... A stroke must be a very rough way to go.
 

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ahhhh fvckkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
not what i wanted to hear this morning.

RIP big boy.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Burroughs

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nice spider

"shortcuts to a woman's panties equal LONGCUTS to my fvcking life."

"god has given a miserable animal (women) the power to make men happy."

"It bothers me how little women bring to the table."

"we don't call em out because we love pvssy....but after the pvzzy then what?"

-p o'neal

men would be wise the internalize this...
 

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The cold, bitter irony here is that I believe a comedienne on Comedy Central's Roast of Charlie Sheen "joked" about him dying soon in her bit. To me it wasn't funny THEN, and it's definitely not funny now.

I don't have time to find it right now, but I'm sure somebody here can look it up on You Tube or something though.
 

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if i remember right....the jokes ware about him loosing his big toe, or a foot (because of his diabetes). And of course the racist old white man William Shatners jokes.
 
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