redspicyflag
Master Don Juan
Has anyone ever ordered condoms off the web? If so, how big is the package?
I really can't have my parents be suspicious.
I really can't have my parents be suspicious.
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Ordering condoms
- Thread starter redspicyflag
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
BacardiGuy
Senior Don Juan
Ok.. if you're using your parents' credit card, they're going to get the bill anyway.
Why not buy them at a convenience store next time you're there.
Secondly, why would your parents care if you want to have safe sex?
Why not buy them at a convenience store next time you're there.
Secondly, why would your parents care if you want to have safe sex?
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
it's called a prepaid debit card.
djSlvt
Banned
I buy a lot of sh1t for sex online. Including condoms and lube. The package is depends on how much you order, they don't put Joe Shmoe Sex and Dildo store on credit card statement, it's something else, but it has number on it. http://www.nawtythings.com/condomindex.html
donjuanjovi
Senior Don Juan
They come in a large box, with 'CONDOMS' written on the side in large reflective lettering.
Online sex shops are usually pretty good with discrete billing and shipping.
Online sex shops are usually pretty good with discrete billing and shipping.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
redspicyflag
Master Don Juan
Actually, I was thinking money orders. I wanted to see how big the package was
so that when it does arrive, my parents don't suspect. And I really don't wanna tell my parents.
so that when it does arrive, my parents don't suspect. And I really don't wanna tell my parents.
djSlvt
Banned
Why are you afraid to stop by a gas station, or pharmacy to pick up some condoms?
If you're unable to do that, I can hardly see you using those condoms with a girl.
If you're unable to do that, I can hardly see you using those condoms with a girl.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
I think there's a place called Walgreens or CVS where you can just walk in and buy condoms, no questions asked... 
djSlvt
Banned
The lady gonna go
HER: What size?
HIM: Small.
HER: Lubricated? Or not?
HIM: No lube.
HER: Would you like lubricant with this? We have a special.
HIM: Yes please.
HER: What kind of lube? Vaginal or anal?
HIM: Anal.
HER: Flavored or not?
HIM: Yes yes, flavored.
HER: Which flavor.
HIM ..............
HER: What size?
HIM: Small.
HER: Lubricated? Or not?
HIM: No lube.
HER: Would you like lubricant with this? We have a special.
HIM: Yes please.
HER: What kind of lube? Vaginal or anal?
HIM: Anal.
HER: Flavored or not?
HIM: Yes yes, flavored.
HER: Which flavor.
HIM ..............
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
LSL1?djSlvt said:
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
djSlvt
Banned
Francisco d'Anconia said:
QUE ES?
~attrACTION~
Banned
Why not just go to the grocery store or local pharmacy?
If you buy online, you can tell the person selling them to package "discreetly." Make sure you use that word. Most sites and sellers have a place where you can include a note about your shipment, so mention it there.
And don't use your parents credit card, that's just stupid - get a job.
If you buy online, you can tell the person selling them to package "discreetly." Make sure you use that word. Most sites and sellers have a place where you can include a note about your shipment, so mention it there.
And don't use your parents credit card, that's just stupid - get a job.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Wasn't that the Kwik-E-Mart scene in Leisure Suite Larry 1 (Land of the Lounge Lizards)?djSlvt said:
djSlvt
Banned
I don't know, Kwik-E-Mart is something Simpsons related, but I don't recall.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
TheVirtualMind
Master Don Juan
Just go to WalMart if you are afraid. They have the "self checkout" and the prices are better...
CVS - $15 for a 12 pack
Walmart - $4.59 for the same pack
CVS - $15 for a 12 pack
Walmart - $4.59 for the same pack
Teflon_Mcgee
Master Don Juan
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Let me ask you all a question?TheVirtualMind said:
Have you ever seen grocery stores that lock the condoms in a display case so the pharmacist has to get them out?
i'm pretty sure it's just a utah thing.
djSlvt
Banned
Nah, not here. Here you can find condoms anywhere, gas stations, walgreens, walmart, you name it. They are either in the isle, if store has those, or behind a counter if it's gas station.
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
Holysh*t where do you live? That's never happened. Most people buy it at CVS, some buy it at gas stations cuz they're shy (less people). Why would u buy it online? That's like buying online porn... why not just buy PORN at a STORE? Fast and easy.Teflon_Mcgee said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.