redspicyflag
Master Don Juan
Has anyone ever ordered condoms off the web? If so, how big is the package?
I really can't have my parents be suspicious.
I really can't have my parents be suspicious.
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Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Ordering condoms
- Thread starter redspicyflag
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You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
BacardiGuy
Senior Don Juan
Ok.. if you're using your parents' credit card, they're going to get the bill anyway.
Why not buy them at a convenience store next time you're there.
Secondly, why would your parents care if you want to have safe sex?
Why not buy them at a convenience store next time you're there.
Secondly, why would your parents care if you want to have safe sex?
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
it's called a prepaid debit card.
djSlvt
Banned
I buy a lot of sh1t for sex online. Including condoms and lube. The package is depends on how much you order, they don't put Joe Shmoe Sex and Dildo store on credit card statement, it's something else, but it has number on it. http://www.nawtythings.com/condomindex.html
donjuanjovi
Senior Don Juan
They come in a large box, with 'CONDOMS' written on the side in large reflective lettering.
Online sex shops are usually pretty good with discrete billing and shipping.
Online sex shops are usually pretty good with discrete billing and shipping.
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She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
redspicyflag
Master Don Juan
Actually, I was thinking money orders. I wanted to see how big the package was
so that when it does arrive, my parents don't suspect. And I really don't wanna tell my parents.
so that when it does arrive, my parents don't suspect. And I really don't wanna tell my parents.
djSlvt
Banned
Why are you afraid to stop by a gas station, or pharmacy to pick up some condoms?
If you're unable to do that, I can hardly see you using those condoms with a girl.
If you're unable to do that, I can hardly see you using those condoms with a girl.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
I think there's a place called Walgreens or CVS where you can just walk in and buy condoms, no questions asked... 
djSlvt
Banned
The lady gonna go
HER: What size?
HIM: Small.
HER: Lubricated? Or not?
HIM: No lube.
HER: Would you like lubricant with this? We have a special.
HIM: Yes please.
HER: What kind of lube? Vaginal or anal?
HIM: Anal.
HER: Flavored or not?
HIM: Yes yes, flavored.
HER: Which flavor.
HIM ..............
HER: What size?
HIM: Small.
HER: Lubricated? Or not?
HIM: No lube.
HER: Would you like lubricant with this? We have a special.
HIM: Yes please.
HER: What kind of lube? Vaginal or anal?
HIM: Anal.
HER: Flavored or not?
HIM: Yes yes, flavored.
HER: Which flavor.
HIM ..............
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
LSL1?djSlvt said:
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
djSlvt
Banned
Francisco d'Anconia said:
QUE ES?
~attrACTION~
Banned
Why not just go to the grocery store or local pharmacy?
If you buy online, you can tell the person selling them to package "discreetly." Make sure you use that word. Most sites and sellers have a place where you can include a note about your shipment, so mention it there.
And don't use your parents credit card, that's just stupid - get a job.
If you buy online, you can tell the person selling them to package "discreetly." Make sure you use that word. Most sites and sellers have a place where you can include a note about your shipment, so mention it there.
And don't use your parents credit card, that's just stupid - get a job.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Wasn't that the Kwik-E-Mart scene in Leisure Suite Larry 1 (Land of the Lounge Lizards)?djSlvt said:
djSlvt
Banned
I don't know, Kwik-E-Mart is something Simpsons related, but I don't recall.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
TheVirtualMind
Master Don Juan
Just go to WalMart if you are afraid. They have the "self checkout" and the prices are better...
CVS - $15 for a 12 pack
Walmart - $4.59 for the same pack
CVS - $15 for a 12 pack
Walmart - $4.59 for the same pack
Teflon_Mcgee
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Let me ask you all a question?TheVirtualMind said:
Have you ever seen grocery stores that lock the condoms in a display case so the pharmacist has to get them out?
i'm pretty sure it's just a utah thing.
djSlvt
Banned
Nah, not here. Here you can find condoms anywhere, gas stations, walgreens, walmart, you name it. They are either in the isle, if store has those, or behind a counter if it's gas station.
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
Holysh*t where do you live? That's never happened. Most people buy it at CVS, some buy it at gas stations cuz they're shy (less people). Why would u buy it online? That's like buying online porn... why not just buy PORN at a STORE? Fast and easy.Teflon_Mcgee said:
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.