redspicyflag
Master Don Juan
Has anyone ever ordered condoms off the web? If so, how big is the package?
I really can't have my parents be suspicious.
I really can't have my parents be suspicious.
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Ordering condoms
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BacardiGuy
Senior Don Juan
Ok.. if you're using your parents' credit card, they're going to get the bill anyway.
Why not buy them at a convenience store next time you're there.
Secondly, why would your parents care if you want to have safe sex?
Why not buy them at a convenience store next time you're there.
Secondly, why would your parents care if you want to have safe sex?
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
it's called a prepaid debit card.
djSlvt
Banned
I buy a lot of sh1t for sex online. Including condoms and lube. The package is depends on how much you order, they don't put Joe Shmoe Sex and Dildo store on credit card statement, it's something else, but it has number on it. http://www.nawtythings.com/condomindex.html
donjuanjovi
Senior Don Juan
They come in a large box, with 'CONDOMS' written on the side in large reflective lettering.
Online sex shops are usually pretty good with discrete billing and shipping.
Online sex shops are usually pretty good with discrete billing and shipping.
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redspicyflag
Master Don Juan
Actually, I was thinking money orders. I wanted to see how big the package was
so that when it does arrive, my parents don't suspect. And I really don't wanna tell my parents.
so that when it does arrive, my parents don't suspect. And I really don't wanna tell my parents.
djSlvt
Banned
Why are you afraid to stop by a gas station, or pharmacy to pick up some condoms?
If you're unable to do that, I can hardly see you using those condoms with a girl.
If you're unable to do that, I can hardly see you using those condoms with a girl.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
I think there's a place called Walgreens or CVS where you can just walk in and buy condoms, no questions asked... 
djSlvt
Banned
The lady gonna go
HER: What size?
HIM: Small.
HER: Lubricated? Or not?
HIM: No lube.
HER: Would you like lubricant with this? We have a special.
HIM: Yes please.
HER: What kind of lube? Vaginal or anal?
HIM: Anal.
HER: Flavored or not?
HIM: Yes yes, flavored.
HER: Which flavor.
HIM ..............
HER: What size?
HIM: Small.
HER: Lubricated? Or not?
HIM: No lube.
HER: Would you like lubricant with this? We have a special.
HIM: Yes please.
HER: What kind of lube? Vaginal or anal?
HIM: Anal.
HER: Flavored or not?
HIM: Yes yes, flavored.
HER: Which flavor.
HIM ..............
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
LSL1?djSlvt said:
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She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
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djSlvt
Banned
Francisco d'Anconia said:
QUE ES?
~attrACTION~
Banned
Why not just go to the grocery store or local pharmacy?
If you buy online, you can tell the person selling them to package "discreetly." Make sure you use that word. Most sites and sellers have a place where you can include a note about your shipment, so mention it there.
And don't use your parents credit card, that's just stupid - get a job.
If you buy online, you can tell the person selling them to package "discreetly." Make sure you use that word. Most sites and sellers have a place where you can include a note about your shipment, so mention it there.
And don't use your parents credit card, that's just stupid - get a job.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Wasn't that the Kwik-E-Mart scene in Leisure Suite Larry 1 (Land of the Lounge Lizards)?djSlvt said:
djSlvt
Banned
I don't know, Kwik-E-Mart is something Simpsons related, but I don't recall.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
TheVirtualMind
Master Don Juan
Just go to WalMart if you are afraid. They have the "self checkout" and the prices are better...
CVS - $15 for a 12 pack
Walmart - $4.59 for the same pack
CVS - $15 for a 12 pack
Walmart - $4.59 for the same pack
Teflon_Mcgee
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Let me ask you all a question?TheVirtualMind said:
Have you ever seen grocery stores that lock the condoms in a display case so the pharmacist has to get them out?
i'm pretty sure it's just a utah thing.
djSlvt
Banned
Nah, not here. Here you can find condoms anywhere, gas stations, walgreens, walmart, you name it. They are either in the isle, if store has those, or behind a counter if it's gas station.
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
Holysh*t where do you live? That's never happened. Most people buy it at CVS, some buy it at gas stations cuz they're shy (less people). Why would u buy it online? That's like buying online porn... why not just buy PORN at a STORE? Fast and easy.Teflon_Mcgee said:
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