redspicyflag
Master Don Juan
Has anyone ever ordered condoms off the web? If so, how big is the package?
I really can't have my parents be suspicious.
I really can't have my parents be suspicious.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Ordering condoms
- Thread starter redspicyflag
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
BacardiGuy
Senior Don Juan
Ok.. if you're using your parents' credit card, they're going to get the bill anyway.
Why not buy them at a convenience store next time you're there.
Secondly, why would your parents care if you want to have safe sex?
Why not buy them at a convenience store next time you're there.
Secondly, why would your parents care if you want to have safe sex?
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
it's called a prepaid debit card.
djSlvt
Banned
I buy a lot of sh1t for sex online. Including condoms and lube. The package is depends on how much you order, they don't put Joe Shmoe Sex and Dildo store on credit card statement, it's something else, but it has number on it. http://www.nawtythings.com/condomindex.html
donjuanjovi
Senior Don Juan
They come in a large box, with 'CONDOMS' written on the side in large reflective lettering.
Online sex shops are usually pretty good with discrete billing and shipping.
Online sex shops are usually pretty good with discrete billing and shipping.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
redspicyflag
Master Don Juan
Actually, I was thinking money orders. I wanted to see how big the package was
so that when it does arrive, my parents don't suspect. And I really don't wanna tell my parents.
so that when it does arrive, my parents don't suspect. And I really don't wanna tell my parents.
djSlvt
Banned
Why are you afraid to stop by a gas station, or pharmacy to pick up some condoms?
If you're unable to do that, I can hardly see you using those condoms with a girl.
If you're unable to do that, I can hardly see you using those condoms with a girl.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
I think there's a place called Walgreens or CVS where you can just walk in and buy condoms, no questions asked... 
djSlvt
Banned
The lady gonna go
HER: What size?
HIM: Small.
HER: Lubricated? Or not?
HIM: No lube.
HER: Would you like lubricant with this? We have a special.
HIM: Yes please.
HER: What kind of lube? Vaginal or anal?
HIM: Anal.
HER: Flavored or not?
HIM: Yes yes, flavored.
HER: Which flavor.
HIM ..............
HER: What size?
HIM: Small.
HER: Lubricated? Or not?
HIM: No lube.
HER: Would you like lubricant with this? We have a special.
HIM: Yes please.
HER: What kind of lube? Vaginal or anal?
HIM: Anal.
HER: Flavored or not?
HIM: Yes yes, flavored.
HER: Which flavor.
HIM ..............
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
LSL1?djSlvt said:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
djSlvt
Banned
Francisco d'Anconia said:
QUE ES?
~attrACTION~
Banned
Why not just go to the grocery store or local pharmacy?
If you buy online, you can tell the person selling them to package "discreetly." Make sure you use that word. Most sites and sellers have a place where you can include a note about your shipment, so mention it there.
And don't use your parents credit card, that's just stupid - get a job.
If you buy online, you can tell the person selling them to package "discreetly." Make sure you use that word. Most sites and sellers have a place where you can include a note about your shipment, so mention it there.
And don't use your parents credit card, that's just stupid - get a job.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Wasn't that the Kwik-E-Mart scene in Leisure Suite Larry 1 (Land of the Lounge Lizards)?djSlvt said:
djSlvt
Banned
I don't know, Kwik-E-Mart is something Simpsons related, but I don't recall.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
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You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
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TheVirtualMind
Master Don Juan
Just go to WalMart if you are afraid. They have the "self checkout" and the prices are better...
CVS - $15 for a 12 pack
Walmart - $4.59 for the same pack
CVS - $15 for a 12 pack
Walmart - $4.59 for the same pack
Teflon_Mcgee
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Let me ask you all a question?TheVirtualMind said:
Have you ever seen grocery stores that lock the condoms in a display case so the pharmacist has to get them out?
i'm pretty sure it's just a utah thing.
djSlvt
Banned
Nah, not here. Here you can find condoms anywhere, gas stations, walgreens, walmart, you name it. They are either in the isle, if store has those, or behind a counter if it's gas station.
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
Holysh*t where do you live? That's never happened. Most people buy it at CVS, some buy it at gas stations cuz they're shy (less people). Why would u buy it online? That's like buying online porn... why not just buy PORN at a STORE? Fast and easy.Teflon_Mcgee said:
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.