"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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spider_007

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In the middle of all the teasing and all, are you guys ever afraid the gurll might go psycho on you? I mean start screaming at you because your making fun of her, and saying all those "mean" things

I got the "sarcastic" sence of humor. The thing is i'm afraid of pushing my "jerk" values too far.

ever happened to anybody (on the first few meets)?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I have reduced women to tears in the middle of a venue - more than once. After a while you just figure out where the line is.
 

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Originally posted by spider_007
In the middle of all the teasing and all, are you guys ever afraid the gurll might go psycho on you? I mean start screaming at you because your making fun of her, and saying all those "mean" things

I got the "sarcastic" sence of humor. The thing is i'm afraid of pushing my "jerk" values too far.

ever happened to anybody (on the first few meets)?

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

god i used CF back in the days before i even knew of such a concept!!
i would bust on a girl RELENTLESSLY!
this one girl ,god did i get under her skin. she'd fret and fume
all over the place..her face would turn red, she'd get all huffy,
cross her arms and pout.

the part i think David D left out was the part were you kinda chase after them after pissing them off.

you know when they are kinda quiet and pout, i always just go out to them and "act cute" to kinda defuse them and make them
feel better (you'll be SUPRISED how being all sweet & cuddly with chicks when they are pissed can totally defuse them!) and then later on do it again relentlessly!! god i am a prick!
:crackup:

it's a cycle of teasing and chasing-
i always did this so it comes natural to me.
you know when you are kinda mad at a girl
but when make up after a "talk" you just feel better?
thats the type of feeling.

as far as being seen as an a$$hole i personally don't care...
i have yet to meet a chick i can't defuse that i pissed off
from teasing her...
i just avoid saying anything really mean or personal and it's cool
 
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