hb
Master Don Juan
LMFAO, sorry guys, i just love how some of these newbies post topics about how a girl was lookin at them, lol GOD DAMN, it aint lik these girls are britney spearsssss they just girlsssss
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
OMG she was LOOKING at ME
- Thread starter hb
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
hb
Master Don Juan
lmaooo, yea i am, i got an ankle injury and i was just reading some of this stuff. ITS FUNNYY
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Ol'BlueEyes
Senior Don Juan
This is the official "too drunk to know what I'm doing" post of this weekend.
Evil-Rom
Master Don Juan
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OMG this HB99 looked at ME in the LEFT eye for 1.2324sec and blink TWICE!
DO I WALK OVER THERE!?!?!11
THX GUYZ!!!!
DO I WALK OVER THERE!?!?!11
THX GUYZ!!!!
TurboLover
Senior Don Juan
Can I buy you a drink or will you just take money.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Tails
Senior Don Juan
i have a boner whenever i talk to this girl at school. does this mean i like her?
PuertoRican_Lover
Banned
What is a boner? You carry bones arond???
ThunderMaverick
Master Don Juan
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O_O ?
Dr. P..surely you know that a bo..
Nevermind. And yes, he does carry bones around. In his pants. Right next to his dick. It's just for decoration! That's all!
Dr. P..surely you know that a bo..
Nevermind. And yes, he does carry bones around. In his pants. Right next to his dick. It's just for decoration! That's all!
Tails
Senior Don Juan
a hard on.
I've found out that there are basically two kinds of eye contact
1) The Punk-out
2) The attraction stare
If you're ever been punked out of eye contact by a girl before, you'd probably swear to yourself that it's not going to happen again.
So now I maintain an unrelenting gaze. They're not going to punk ME out! They should fear me!
Then when I see a girl looking at me and she's NOT trying to punk me out my face becomes like it hit a brick wall. Haha.
I must present a friendlier stare.
1) The Punk-out
2) The attraction stare
If you're ever been punked out of eye contact by a girl before, you'd probably swear to yourself that it's not going to happen again.
So now I maintain an unrelenting gaze. They're not going to punk ME out! They should fear me!
Then when I see a girl looking at me and she's NOT trying to punk me out my face becomes like it hit a brick wall. Haha.
I must present a friendlier stare.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.