hb
Master Don Juan
LMFAO, sorry guys, i just love how some of these newbies post topics about how a girl was lookin at them, lol GOD DAMN, it aint lik these girls are britney spearsssss they just girlsssss
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
OMG she was LOOKING at ME
- Thread starter hb
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
hb
Master Don Juan
lmaooo, yea i am, i got an ankle injury and i was just reading some of this stuff. ITS FUNNYY
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Ol'BlueEyes
Senior Don Juan
This is the official "too drunk to know what I'm doing" post of this weekend.
Evil-Rom
Master Don Juan
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OMG this HB99 looked at ME in the LEFT eye for 1.2324sec and blink TWICE!
DO I WALK OVER THERE!?!?!11
THX GUYZ!!!!
DO I WALK OVER THERE!?!?!11
THX GUYZ!!!!
TurboLover
Senior Don Juan
Can I buy you a drink or will you just take money.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Tails
Senior Don Juan
i have a boner whenever i talk to this girl at school. does this mean i like her?
PuertoRican_Lover
Banned
What is a boner? You carry bones arond???
ThunderMaverick
Master Don Juan
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O_O ?
Dr. P..surely you know that a bo..
Nevermind. And yes, he does carry bones around. In his pants. Right next to his dick. It's just for decoration! That's all!
Dr. P..surely you know that a bo..
Nevermind. And yes, he does carry bones around. In his pants. Right next to his dick. It's just for decoration! That's all!
Tails
Senior Don Juan
a hard on.
I've found out that there are basically two kinds of eye contact
1) The Punk-out
2) The attraction stare
If you're ever been punked out of eye contact by a girl before, you'd probably swear to yourself that it's not going to happen again.
So now I maintain an unrelenting gaze. They're not going to punk ME out! They should fear me!
Then when I see a girl looking at me and she's NOT trying to punk me out my face becomes like it hit a brick wall. Haha.
I must present a friendlier stare.
1) The Punk-out
2) The attraction stare
If you're ever been punked out of eye contact by a girl before, you'd probably swear to yourself that it's not going to happen again.
So now I maintain an unrelenting gaze. They're not going to punk ME out! They should fear me!
Then when I see a girl looking at me and she's NOT trying to punk me out my face becomes like it hit a brick wall. Haha.
I must present a friendlier stare.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.