"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

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Old **** test...how would you have responded?

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Just been thinking about something my last gf said and wondered how you guys would have responded.

Was texting with her late one night and she was saying how she was getting all horny telling me how she could';t wait for me to come over the next day and I said 'Why don't you get your toy out and have a play, of course it won't be as good as having me there ;)' she replies with 'lol yea right' :/
Really p1ssed me off tbh and I responded in a bit of an ACFish way by saying 'ouch now that hurts' then she said something like she was only joking...I mean wtf should you expect such a neg off your gf or am I right in thinking that was below the belt even though I know she was joking.

Anyway, how would you guys have responded to that?
 

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Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

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Something came up, youre busy the next day. Tell her she can use the toy tomorrow too
 

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SpazzAttackk said:
Something came up, youre busy the next day. Tell her she can use the toy tomorrow too
But if I had not responded and cancelled straight after she said it surely that would have shown that it affected me. I tried to play it off jokingly so as to not seem too bothered by it as I didn't want to let her see that she'd got to me.
 

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I would of said:

"Damn, you must have one of those 14" Satisfiers! I may come over just for THAT show!"
 

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She'd already showed me it before. Was probably 8 inches with a little bend at the top nothing amazing.
 

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Did she mean, "yeah, right, why would I use that when I have you coming over tomorrow"?
 

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Atom Smasher said:
Did she mean, "yeah, right, why would I use that when I have you coming over tomorrow"?
No she was saying that her vibrator was better than me...I said 'use your toy for now, it won't be as good but it'll tide you over until tomorrow' or something and she said 'lol yea right' as in I was no match for it.
 

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I would have laughed it off. Then the next day, fvck the sh!t out of her like it was the last time you would ever fvck her. She'd forget about the vibrator.
 

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Neon Owl said:
No she was saying that her vibrator was better than me...I said 'use your toy for now, it won't be as good but it'll tide you over until tomorrow' or something and she said 'lol yea right' as in I was no match for it.
And are you absolutely sure that's what she meant? 100% sure? Texting leads to many, many miscommunications, I've found.
 

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Zarky said:
And are you absolutely sure that's what she meant? 100% sure? Texting leads to many, many miscommunications, I've found.
Yes 100% sure. I know her very well. She loved playing little games and being cheeky with me all the time. Lots of sh1t tests especially in the last few months of the relationship which is when this happened.
 

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She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

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i don't see what the big deal is...i don't think she actually mean't it...just a joke...i neg people i am close with as well but am always just totally joking..no harm intended...you are being a little sensitive.....should have just laughed and said i feel the same way about my right hand sometimes...

it's really not a big deal...
 

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zinc4 said:
i don't see what the big deal is...i don't think she actually mean't it...just a joke...i neg people i am close with as well but am always just totally joking..no harm intended...you are being a little sensitive.....should have just laughed and said i feel the same way about my right hand sometimes...

it's really not a big deal...
Yea I guess you're right but at the time she was my first ever gf and first girl I'd slept with so it hit me pretty hard even though I knew it was a joke.
 

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many women cant really cvm without one. would you reject her because she needs glasses in order to see properly? Do you think that she CHOSE to be half blind, or chose to have sexual problems? of course not. So why hold either one against her, hmmm?
 
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