"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Okay I need my shirt back

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How do you usually go about getting clothes back from women. I let a girl borrow my $75 t-shirt just because she was cold.

She's now sleeping in it which made me cringe when I saw her doing that.

She's had it for about two weeks now, I didn't actually notice it was gone until the other nite when I was over at her place.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by JC Jerkson
Don't be such a pvssy. It's your just take it.


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Damn right.

There's no need to be nasty to her, just say you want it back.
 
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Haha, great responses. I definitely did sound like a b**ch when I read that out loud, after I posted.
 
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Originally posted by The Juan and only
There's no need to be nasty to her, just say you want it back.
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No you don't ask you just take it. If he comes over to her place and sees the shirt he just takes it. Why does he need a permission to get his shirt back?

It will be nice of her to have his shirt to be dry cleaned before she gives it back to him. Unfortuantly most women don't even think about it and hand you back your sweaty crumpled up shirt they wore that reek's of 5 different perfumes.

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by DJDamage
No you don't ask you just take it. If he comes over to her place and sees the shirt he just takes it. Why does he need a permission to get his shirt back?

It will be nice of her to have his shirt to be dry cleaned before she gives it back to him. Unfortuantly most women don't even think about it and hand you back your sweaty crumpled up shirt they wore that reek's of 5 different perfumes.

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yeah ok, if you see it around then YES just take it. However that's not always practical....if she's had it for two weeks then its very possible he'll have no idea where it is and will have to tell her he wants its back.
 
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why the hell would you give a chick a 75 dollar shirt?

Id give her an old hanes tshirt or maybe a spare wifebeater...if the chick is cold she can snuggle up wit my nuts.
 
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