"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Okay I need my shirt back

challice

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How do you usually go about getting clothes back from women. I let a girl borrow my $75 t-shirt just because she was cold.

She's now sleeping in it which made me cringe when I saw her doing that.

She's had it for about two weeks now, I didn't actually notice it was gone until the other nite when I was over at her place.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The Juan and only

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Originally posted by JC Jerkson
Don't be such a pvssy. It's your just take it.


JC
Damn right.

There's no need to be nasty to her, just say you want it back.
 

challice

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Haha, great responses. I definitely did sound like a b**ch when I read that out loud, after I posted.
 

DJDamage

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Originally posted by The Juan and only
There's no need to be nasty to her, just say you want it back.
No you don't ask you just take it. If he comes over to her place and sees the shirt he just takes it. Why does he need a permission to get his shirt back?

It will be nice of her to have his shirt to be dry cleaned before she gives it back to him. Unfortuantly most women don't even think about it and hand you back your sweaty crumpled up shirt they wore that reek's of 5 different perfumes.

DjDamage
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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The Juan and only

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Originally posted by DJDamage
No you don't ask you just take it. If he comes over to her place and sees the shirt he just takes it. Why does he need a permission to get his shirt back?

It will be nice of her to have his shirt to be dry cleaned before she gives it back to him. Unfortuantly most women don't even think about it and hand you back your sweaty crumpled up shirt they wore that reek's of 5 different perfumes.

DjDamage
yeah ok, if you see it around then YES just take it. However that's not always practical....if she's had it for two weeks then its very possible he'll have no idea where it is and will have to tell her he wants its back.
 

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why the hell would you give a chick a 75 dollar shirt?

Id give her an old hanes tshirt or maybe a spare wifebeater...if the chick is cold she can snuggle up wit my nuts.
 
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