"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by Wyldfire
Didn't she apologize to you when it happened?
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no, actually she didn't.. and that's what's really fvcked up. although, i think that's when she started sort of breaking down and crying, getting upset ...but still, she didn't say sh*t. she should have said sorry atleast once...maybe in your days girls weren't as crazy as some sluts must be today.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"... i think that's when she started sort of breaking down and crying, getting upset ...but still, she didn't say sh*t. she should have said sorry atleast once..."

OR, perhaps she was so upset she couldn't get her "stuff" together enough to say "I'm sorry"!!! Imperfection does NOT imply mal intent, so "lighten up Frances"!!
 
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