"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Oh great, now the femynists want sexual crimes ... in the metaverse ... prosecuted

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Though the attack took place in virtual reality, Nina Jane Patel was surprised to feel her real heart racing in her chest.

Three male figures surrounded her avatar in Horizon Venues, a virtual live events program created by Meta. They touched her avatar’s breasts and pressed their torsos rhythmically against her, telling her that she wanted it. A fourth took photos of the incident in the app.

“My physical body was responding,” said Patel, 45, a virtual reality researcher and consultant with the Zero Abuse Project, describing the 2021 attack. “I was very uncomfortable. Fight or flight mode kicked in.”
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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If you spent more time away from negative sh!t, you could find some chick that ‘might’ want to have sex with you
I don't think he cares. He is likely an MGTOW type of guy who enjoys the convenience and ease of just seeing escorts and couldn't be bothered with some sub-par looking chick who might want him. With him, it's 'might' be nice if he could get one like that, but it's not necessary. These days those things can be overrated because of hoeinflation.
 

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If you spent more time away from negative sh!t, you could find some chick that ‘might’ want to have sex with you
For what I recall he (no offence to op) is old and short which means that nowadays jacking off is a much better option than getting naked any woman from the group available to him.
 

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For what I recall he (no offence to op) is old and short which means that nowadays jacking off is a much better option than getting naked any woman from the group available to him.
He's visiting escorts though, at least based on his posts. He's not just fapping (ie assuming that he is, but for the record, he has never posted anywhere that he faps from my recollection).
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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For what I recall he (no offence to op) is old and short which means that nowadays jacking off is a much better option than getting naked any woman from the group available to him.
It has always been difficult to anything decent in "any woman from the group available to him". :mad: OK, I could go after single mommies. :rolleyes:
 

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I don't think he cares. He is likely an MGTOW type of guy who enjoys the convenience and ease of just seeing escorts and couldn't be bothered with some sub-par looking chick who might want him. With him, it's 'might' be nice if he could get one like that, but it's not necessary. These days those things can be overrated because of hoeinflation.
Yes, I don't want a fat chick - is that so much to ask? :rolleyes:
 

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It has always been difficult to anything decent in "any woman from the group available to him". :mad: OK, I could go after single mommies. :rolleyes:
If the options available to you generally suck or sucks compared to the work and stress you need to endure to get them, I totally agree with you not to close the transaction.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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She was 45!? That Grandma should be thanking them for giving her any attention at all in the 1st place. You cant make this stuff up.
 
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