"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I could have played it better and had a f@ck buddy, but I really liked her personality and I didn't want to risk catching feelings for this girl.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I'm going to her house again now she just invited me over chat!!!

This girl is a FREAK!

She admitted she is a sex addict.

I convinced her to let me come over...

HAHA this is the funkiest strory of my life!!!
 
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You leave out a lot of details. You went from banging her to her cutting you off (how, why?), to her asking you over again, all withing a day or two..I guess she's just nuts.
 
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Told you that you would go right back...
 
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Originally posted by Wyldfire
Told you that you would go right back...
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Ah ha! Yes I went back , but I did NOT put out for her. And I did NOT stay the night. She wanted it but I refused. I gave HER the let's just be friends line...hahahaha... freakin nympho's....
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I just left her a voice mail that this relationship is over.. it's way too dysfunctional as Jokerr put it.... hahah I dumped her before she dumped me.. Now THAT's gonna get on her nerves.
 
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Originally posted by ketostix
You leave out a lot of details. You went from banging her to her cutting you off (how, why?), to her asking you over again, all withing a day or two..I guess she's just nuts.
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I cut her off because she emailed me and said "I never want to see you again"

So I replied with that long winded philosophical email and lo and behold I open up my AIM and there she is, waitin for me. I actually deleted her from AIM (hence cutting her off) but I was bored and added her name back to my list and lo and behold she was online, we start talking, and she invites me over. All this after she says she "never wants to see me again".

But like I said, I officially ended it this morning over voice mail. She emailed me back and says she agrees.

Funny thing is we are both so dysfunctional we probably would be the perfect match LOL.
 
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LOL

I'm bored so I just sent this W HORE a message

"I wonder Why I could never get off with you... I never had this problem with any other girls...especially last night.

Things that make you go hmmmmmm..."

LOL


B1tch... put her in her place. She already was like "is there simething wrong with me" LOL
 
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you are trying to date people that are ****ed in the head so bad that their only way to date is to get people online equally as desperate themselves, if you are not desperate you need to drop this psycho.
 
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Originally posted by Immaculate
LOL

I'm bored so I just sent this W HORE a message

"I wonder Why I could never get off with you... I never had this problem with any other girls...especially last night.

Things that make you go hmmmmmm..."

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B1tch... put her in her place. She already was like "is there simething wrong with me" LOL
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sigh , you belong there.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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you had to go and bump this sh!t up with a stupid reply like that? LEt this thread die or sombody close it.
 
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Why are you acting like such a child towards this girl? Name calling? Are you really 27?
 
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Re: Bangkok ... Hmm ...

Originally posted by swampwiz
I took a look at her pics. She seems to have a bit of a masculine frame - like a man who would purposely let his muscles waste away a bit. And her facial structure seems to be a little on the strong side.

She made a reference to something in Bangkok. In case you didn't know, that's the leading place for transgendering operations.

Something to think about.
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LOL...that`s the last twist needed in this sordid tale.
 
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