"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I could have played it better and had a f@ck buddy, but I really liked her personality and I didn't want to risk catching feelings for this girl.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I'm going to her house again now she just invited me over chat!!!

This girl is a FREAK!

She admitted she is a sex addict.

I convinced her to let me come over...

HAHA this is the funkiest strory of my life!!!
 
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You leave out a lot of details. You went from banging her to her cutting you off (how, why?), to her asking you over again, all withing a day or two..I guess she's just nuts.
 
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Told you that you would go right back...
 
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Originally posted by Wyldfire
Told you that you would go right back...
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Ah ha! Yes I went back , but I did NOT put out for her. And I did NOT stay the night. She wanted it but I refused. I gave HER the let's just be friends line...hahahaha... freakin nympho's....
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I just left her a voice mail that this relationship is over.. it's way too dysfunctional as Jokerr put it.... hahah I dumped her before she dumped me.. Now THAT's gonna get on her nerves.
 
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Originally posted by ketostix
You leave out a lot of details. You went from banging her to her cutting you off (how, why?), to her asking you over again, all withing a day or two..I guess she's just nuts.
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I cut her off because she emailed me and said "I never want to see you again"

So I replied with that long winded philosophical email and lo and behold I open up my AIM and there she is, waitin for me. I actually deleted her from AIM (hence cutting her off) but I was bored and added her name back to my list and lo and behold she was online, we start talking, and she invites me over. All this after she says she "never wants to see me again".

But like I said, I officially ended it this morning over voice mail. She emailed me back and says she agrees.

Funny thing is we are both so dysfunctional we probably would be the perfect match LOL.
 
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LOL

I'm bored so I just sent this W HORE a message

"I wonder Why I could never get off with you... I never had this problem with any other girls...especially last night.

Things that make you go hmmmmmm..."

LOL


B1tch... put her in her place. She already was like "is there simething wrong with me" LOL
 
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you are trying to date people that are ****ed in the head so bad that their only way to date is to get people online equally as desperate themselves, if you are not desperate you need to drop this psycho.
 
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Originally posted by Immaculate
LOL

I'm bored so I just sent this W HORE a message

"I wonder Why I could never get off with you... I never had this problem with any other girls...especially last night.

Things that make you go hmmmmmm..."

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B1tch... put her in her place. She already was like "is there simething wrong with me" LOL
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sigh , you belong there.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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you had to go and bump this sh!t up with a stupid reply like that? LEt this thread die or sombody close it.
 
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Why are you acting like such a child towards this girl? Name calling? Are you really 27?
 
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Re: Bangkok ... Hmm ...

Originally posted by swampwiz
I took a look at her pics. She seems to have a bit of a masculine frame - like a man who would purposely let his muscles waste away a bit. And her facial structure seems to be a little on the strong side.

She made a reference to something in Bangkok. In case you didn't know, that's the leading place for transgendering operations.

Something to think about.
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LOL...that`s the last twist needed in this sordid tale.
 
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