"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Not going to lose this one... she is FINE!

TheLadiesMan

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Time to change up a bit. Cuz I'm NOT going to lose this woman.... and she just turned 26. She is fine, and loved by many, and now... she's with me. :)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Metro3pilot

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UH OH ! ! ! ! :nono: I'm sorry ...something in that post caught my eye ..... what exactly makes you think she's loved by many ?

Good Luck with that one :rockon:
 

Vulpine

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Metro3pilot said:
...something in that post caught my eye ..... what exactly makes you think she's loved by many ?
'Cuz she comes over to his place smelling like me.

:woo:
 
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Metro3pilot said:
UH OH ! ! ! ! :nono: I'm sorry ...something in that post caught my eye ..... what exactly makes you think she's loved by many ?
Because many men have had her!!! She is 26 and she has had her hor fun and now is looking for a long-term chump who idolizes her to enter into a "permanent" relationship!!! Its been done a billion times!! Say "No" to 26 year old hos!!!!!
 

Throttle

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TheLadiesMan said:
Time to change up a bit. Cuz I'm NOT going to lose this woman.... and she just turned 26. She is fine, and loved by many, and now... she's with me. :)
fine looking? or does she have an attitude you can live with for the long haul? infatuation clouds judgement...
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Rollo Tomassi

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Got a picture of this "fine" 26 y.o. you'd care to share with the group here?
 

TheLadiesMan

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Give me sometime to get the picture. Trust me, she's fine. We just started dating, and I ain't going to walk up to her and start taking snapshots right now. I'll get it. ;)
 
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