Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Iago

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My Gf wants to suck my nipples. It turns her on!!
But I don't like it.

She has been literally attacking me to get at my nipples...
At first it was all fun and games, but now I think she has some serious nipple issues.

What to do?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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You don't like anything about it or just something she does while doing it? Speak to her about the specifics.
 
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belividere

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lol.

my last ltr had a bit of a nipple thing too but never got as far as sucking them. Seems kind of strange to me.

On a side note I'm amazed by accurately girls can pinpoint a nipple. Is this just me or do girls have an uncanny ability to get a titty twister in without missing. And no my nipples are not large or obvious.
 
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Originally posted by Iago
My Gf wants to suck my nipples. It turns her on!!
But I don't like it.

She has been literally attacking me to get at my nipples...
At first it was all fun and games, but now I think she has some serious nipple issues.

What to do?
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Dude, let her have her way with them. You might be one of those guys who's wired. My ex, 9 years ago started doing that, and I couldn't stand it at first, it tickled, etc. but then we discovered that I was very sensitive and able to get stimulated.

Haha, I won't get into a long discussion on getting your nipples sucked, not on this forum, many here might be uneasy about hearing about it, but I recommend you let her (and most importantly I recommend you try getting in to it), but first tell her you have some things you'd like to try on her. Once you get into it, youll be glad you did. As strange as that sounds. So if you won't let her, give me her phone number and I'd be glad to make her happy.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Fatality

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Originally posted by Iago
My Gf wants to suck my nipples. It turns her on!!
But I don't like it.

She has been literally attacking me to get at my nipples...
At first it was all fun and games, but now I think she has some serious nipple issues.

What to do?
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Why don't you like it lol?

If she has a real nipple fetish she will probably dump you for not letting her play with them.
 
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Tell her that scientifically, a penis is nothing more than overgrown nipple. She might believe you if you're a good bullshyter.
 
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i love nipple play--mine are large. i had a girl who would pinch them while she perform other acts-- nice
 
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Very Interesting.

Your options: Do it for her, or don't.

My standpoint: Just take it like a sl.ut. and make her happy.

Reason: After all, she does suck your penis... so do her a favor.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I also likes some playful nipplery. Really, dude, you should be damn grateful. My ex wanted to give me the ol' proctology exam.
 
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Originally posted by Unregistered
I also likes some playful nipplery. Really, dude, you should be damn grateful. My ex wanted to give me the ol' proctology exam.
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WHoooooooooooooooooooa. That calls for the donkey punch.:D
 
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I too didn't like a girl to play with my nipples because it tickled like hell. But it feels pretty good when they do it.

The one thing was my ex gf played with them so much one time that they were sore and I felt them all the time. It actually made it hard to sleep because it was like the nerves were stimulated all the time and I felt that same tickling sensation.

Crazy stuff.
 
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Originally posted by Unregistered
Tell her that scientifically, a penis is nothing more than overgrown nipple. She might believe you if you're a good bullshyter.
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LOL!!!!
 
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Pierce youre nipples...youll love it then.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Don't touch play with my nipples....i'm not a chick

Also don't touch my ******* either.....it's an exit only......:cool:
 
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Originally posted by thefonz
Don't touch play with my nipples....i'm not a chick

Also don't touch my ******* either.....it's an exit only......:cool:
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Somebody went downthere on you????????????????
 
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No, I'm just sayin is all....:down:
 
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