"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Francisco d'Anconia
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my last ltr had a bit of a nipple thing too but never got as far as sucking them. Seems kind of strange to me.
On a side note I'm amazed by accurately girls can pinpoint a nipple. Is this just me or do girls have an uncanny ability to get a titty twister in without missing. And no my nipples are not large or obvious.
Gangster Of Love
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Dude, let her have her way with them. You might be one of those guys who's wired. My ex, 9 years ago started doing that, and I couldn't stand it at first, it tickled, etc. but then we discovered that I was very sensitive and able to get stimulated.
Haha, I won't get into a long discussion on getting your nipples sucked, not on this forum, many here might be uneasy about hearing about it, but I recommend you let her (and most importantly I recommend you try getting in to it), but first tell her you have some things you'd like to try on her. Once you get into it, youll be glad you did. As strange as that sounds. So if you won't let her, give me her phone number and I'd be glad to make her happy.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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The one thing was my ex gf played with them so much one time that they were sore and I felt them all the time. It actually made it hard to sleep because it was like the nerves were stimulated all the time and I felt that same tickling sensation.
Crazy stuff.
Aztec
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LOL!!!!
oakraiderz2
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
thefonz
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Also don't touch my ******* either.....it's an exit only......
spider_007
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Somebody went downthere on you????????????????Originally posted by thefonz
Don't touch play with my nipples....i'm not a chick
Also don't touch my ******* either.....it's an exit only......
thefonz
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