"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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NFL 2007-2008 season thread

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Just got back from an hour drive to see the game. Stupid NFL network. I live in a college town and yet none of the bars here had the NFL network. So the roommate and I took a road trip! and watched through a window for an hour before we finally got a seat to eat and watch the game....good times though
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Go Patriots! 16-0 baby! They need to start stomping on people again.. those fantasy football point totals were just plain sick! The last two weeks have shown us the Patriots have heart..
 

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I CANT BELIEVE THEY CALLED THAT LAST TD A TD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Clearly he had no possession, it was sooooooooooooooo friggin obvious!!!


WTF are the refs looking at!!!!!!!!!!


I think the Colts are gona kick the crap out of the Pats in the playoffs. Their defense sucks AZZ.
 

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Few things....

Pats D is getting older and slower by the game. They are getting torched by the Eagles and the Ravens, not exactly powerhouses offensively. Looking very vulnerable.

That last penalty called on the Ravens was a penalty, tough time to call it though.

However, that TD catch imo was not a catch. Clearly looked to me like he was slightly bobbling the ball as he switched it from his left hand to his right, and by that time he was out of bounds.

NE was very very lucky to have won that game, and i think they get beat next week by the Steelers.
 

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cordoncordon said:
That last penalty called on the Ravens was a penalty, tough time to call it though.

The refs were so afraid of ruining the pats perfect season, hence the interference call and the no overturn on the td.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I'm so amped up over this game I can't go the hell to sleep now. :crazy:
 

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Beyond anything, i think we can safely say that the Pats are not the greatest team ever, at least not yet. And honestly, their D looks very vulnerable to me. Plus the weight of going undefeated will get heavier and heavier every week. I would be very surprised to see them go undefeated this year. If they don't get beat by the Steelers next week or the Giants the last week of the season, I do see the Colts beating them in the playoffs......again :).
 

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cordoncordon said:
Few things....

Pats D is getting older and slower by the game. They are getting torched by the Eagles and the Ravens, not exactly powerhouses offensively. Looking very vulnerable.

That last penalty called on the Ravens was a penalty, tough time to call it though.

However, that TD catch imo was not a catch. Clearly looked to me like he was slightly bobbling the ball as he switched it from his left hand to his right, and by that time he was out of bounds.

NE was very very lucky to have won that game, and i think they get beat next week by the Steelers.
Sigh... Pat Haters know jack sh*t. Seriously when did the Pats ever have good defense? ESPN / reporters always over hype their defense. Today Tom Brady played like crap, but they still won and wins a win. Ravens got lucky, if Moss and everyone else played better the game wouldn't have been that close.

Oh wait let's not forget about how close the Colts are winning their games. Seriously all of you are just jealous that your team aren't undefeated. Don't give me that BS of refs favoring the Pats... have you even watched the Pats vs. Colts game? Half of those calls were clearly BS.

In the end, Pats are going to win the super bowl. Cowboys got beat.. by like what? 20 points? So they got no chance. Colts.. ya we already beat them. Greenbay might have a shot... but oh wait they lost against the cowboys. I guess the only real competitor left is the Steelers. I hope Tom Brady gets ANOTHER plus 300 yard game with plus 3 TD to Randy Moss. :crackup:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Most teams cannot handle pressure in the nfl today.

Clearly the Eagles can't handle the pressure. Getting greedy and throwing a longball in the end of the 4th impatiently is giving in to the pressure. Having 3 game deciding penalties in a row like the ravens did does not show good handling of pressure. They beat themselves, and the Pats won that game fairly and in a blaze of glory.

Tom Brady is the greatest clutch athlete in history. When it's all on the line he doesn't flinch a bit. This is not the greatest football team in history but they are certainly one of the best. Any other team would have let the ego get in the way after being used to blowing out teams by 20 points. The patriots clearly still have that underdog mentality to overcome that kind of pounding.

Not to bash the cowboys or anything but tony romo is getting lucky somehow and i doubt he can perform under pressure.
 

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some of you patriots bashers really do think like women!!! women are emotional and not rational, and neither are u!!!

The 72 dolphins won a ton of close games that were decided by 1TD or less, and the 86 bears even LOST a game, while winning a few others by close scores too

the fact that some of you losers expect the patriots to kill every single team they play by 30-40 points is absurd!!! NO TEAM CAN JUST KILL EVERYONE. How dare some of you downplay the dominance of the patriots by saying "well they just barely won".......ok, so if a team wins 3 games in a row by 40 points each, and then wins 2 games by 3 points, then all of a sudden they are not that good anymore??

I dont need to dig into this season's games, but i know for a fact that the colts, packers, and cowboys have had many close games where they barely won, and yea, even some that they LOST


keep the following in mind:

The patriots beat the Eagles and Ravens by 3 and 4 points, and they for some idiotic reason are considered not that great anymore, meanwhile the colts beat Jacksonville by 3 (28-25), and all of a sudden the Colts are "back"????


HAHAHAHHA alot of you retards think so irrationally and all based on ****ing emotion
 

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LOL PATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

liek what 4 4th down attempts in the final minute...

AND THE HAIL MARY CAUGHT!!!

but serusly i feel bad for the ravens, 4th and 1 , timeout, replay, offsides and they were gonna get stopped both times ....

too bad they wont go 16 - 0 cuz of the DOLPHINS ,
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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the team i played against this week in fantasy football had tom brady, and i beat them, all thanks to the ravens not giving up 5 brady TD passes.......so im kinda happy the patriots barely won lol
 

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some of you patriots bashers really do think like women!!! women are emotional and not rational, and neither are u!!!

The 72 dolphins won a ton of close games that were decided by 1TD or less, and the 86 bears even LOST a game, while winning a few others by close scores too

the fact that some of you losers expect the patriots to kill every single team they play by 30-40 points is absurd!!! NO TEAM CAN JUST KILL EVERYONE. How dare some of you downplay the dominance of the patriots by saying "well they just barely won".......ok, so if a team wins 3 games in a row by 40 points each, and then wins 2 games by 3 points, then all of a sudden they are not that good anymore??

I dont need to dig into this season's games, but i know for a fact that the colts, packers, and cowboys have had many close games where they barely won, and yea, even some that they LOST


keep the following in mind:

The patriots beat the Eagles and Ravens by 3 and 4 points, and they for some idiotic reason are considered not that great anymore, meanwhile the colts beat Jacksonville by 3 (28-25), and all of a sudden the Colts are "back"????


HAHAHAHHA alot of you retards think so irrationally and all based on ****ing emotion
 

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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
You already posted that yesterday. Therefore, I will post my reply again.


Relax. Before you go telling people not to act on emotion, you may want to make sure you are not using personal attacks and multiple exclamation points in your post.

Now, about the Pats. Yes, they have barely won a handful of games. Just like the other leading teams. Difference between the Pats and the Boys/Packers/Colts? Their opponents that had the game won made ridiculous errors at crunch time, and handed the Patriots another W. Are they a great team? Of course. Are they still completely dominating? Not really, no. Although in the end, it's all about the W's and L's.
So why are you still b*tching about the Ravens, Cowboys and Colts game if it's all about winning and losing? Pats are 12-0.. end of story. They were missing key starts but like their running backs and they still won games. You know why the other teams can finish? Cuz they are chokers, a really good team like the Patriots will get it done. I'm glad this weeks game will shut up all you haters.
 

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some of you patriots bashers really do think like women!!! women are emotional and not rational, and neither are u!!!

The 72 dolphins won a ton of close games that were decided by 1TD or less, and the 86 bears even LOST a game, while winning a few others by close scores too

the fact that some of you losers expect the patriots to kill every single team they play by 30-40 points is absurd!!! NO TEAM CAN JUST KILL EVERYONE. How dare some of you downplay the dominance of the patriots by saying "well they just barely won".......ok, so if a team wins 3 games in a row by 40 points each, and then wins 2 games by 3 points, then all of a sudden they are not that good anymore??

I dont need to dig into this season's games, but i know for a fact that the colts, packers, and cowboys have had many close games where they barely won, and yea, even some that they LOST


keep the following in mind:

The patriots beat the Eagles and Ravens by 3 and 4 points, and they for some idiotic reason are considered not that great anymore, meanwhile the colts beat Jacksonville by 3 (28-25), and all of a sudden the Colts are "back"????


HAHAHAHHA alot of you retards think so irrationally and all based on ****ing emotion
Well last I knew the Colts were the SBC and had beaten NE 3 of the past 4 games, and should have beaten the godlike pats this year WHILE MISSING 7 starters. So I would hardly consider them "gone" in the first place.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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