"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Next time you see a blond asian chick...

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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flava

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Re: Re: Re: Next time you see a blond asian chick...

Originally posted by jakethasnake
MV playa, buddy, don't take this the wrong way as I like you, but...



You're full of shyt. :p


There are no Asian-mixed people with blonde hair. The whites' genes are too weak (read: recessive) to dominate over the genes of non-whites. That is a matter of fact. I know some mixed Asian-whites that come out with Caucasian looking faces, but NEVER do they have blonde hair, as in Northern European looking. NEVER. They sometimes color or bleach the hair to pass for one, though. I know several mixed people, and I've found this to be the case. And more often than not (as true testament to the 'strength' of the Asian genes), they come out more Asian-looking that Caucasian looking. Sorry bro. :)
the black is strong well give you our nappy hair ;)
 

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Next time you see a blond asian chick...

Originally posted by flava
the black is strong well give you our nappy hair ;)
LOL :D


And yes, its not weak genes or any **** like that....its called recessive. Blonde and red hair color are a recessive genes, so when people mix, the result is usually brown or black.
 
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