"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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i've been here for over a year now... with my extensive post counts and lack of better things to do I've read 90% of the posts posted in that time, as well as posts going back about 2-3years before I came... probably about 40% of them....

In this time I never found anything deemed worthy of a revelation... I mean even Pooks newest threads are nothign new, nothing that hasn't been said already.

I admit I am humble and have no solution nor answer, nor any "new" info or tips of my own. In fact the biggest revelations can be found to have been made before, mainly because there are no secrets, only answers that can be found through experience.

Thats why these tips can never be lost. Because they will always be found again.

But, now impart your wisdom oh Don Juan, impart your mind from soul. You know the ways that work, you know the things we must do. So why not try doing new things, random things, spontaneous fun things, things that can blow up in our faces...

I figure we have the DJ bootcamp, which because of my surrounding is of no use to me. So if some others are up to it, lets start something new, Bootcamp II,

You know how to get women, so how bout a bootcamp about having fun and becoming active? A bootcamp about enjoying life and living it to the fullest?

Would you guys be intrested or am I blowing smoke up my a$s?

I by no means am qualified to create a whole program by myself, but if others volunteer I think this could work.?

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~Capi...
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I realize as you may after reading my post, my original post idea totally warped by the end... caught me off guard as well :p
 
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It sounds like a noble objective, but everyone has different lives and different goals so I don't think it's possible. I think it would be a better idea for everyone on this forum to send me $100 and then I will pool the money together and get everyone a cookie!
 
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I think it would be a better idea for everyone on this forum to send me $100 and then I will pool the money together and get everyone a cookie!
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how big of a cookie are we talking?
 
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Originally posted by CapiCrimini
how big of a cookie are we talking?
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Go to the mall and get one of those 3 foot round cookies for $20.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Go to the mall and get one of those 3 foot round cookies for $20.
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hmmm... so do I deduct this from the $100 and only send One on One $80?
 
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Originally posted by CapiCrimini
hmmm... so do I deduct this from the $100 and only send One on One $80?
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Nah...Go get 5 of them.
 
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Screw the cookies, go find the chick at the mall that makes those.
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wait... I'm confused... have sex with the cookies and eat the women... your sure about this one? If you say so...

*capi leaves computer and heads towards mall*
 
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Originally posted by CapiCrimini
*capi leaves computer and heads towards mall*
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Oh my god! He got off the computer! :eek: :eek:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Oh my god! He got off the computer!
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Keep your applause silent. I only made it to the end of my plastic chair matt when things started to get freaky... i had to go back... I swear someone was following me... that and I found out that my skin had grafted to my computer chain.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Originally posted by CapiCrimini
Keep your applause silent. I only made it to the end of my plastic chair matt when things started to get freaky... i had to go back... I swear someone was following me... that and I found out that my skin had grafted to my computer chain.
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That's disappointing, I figured by now you would have shoved your computer off of it's desk to place that chick down from the mall.

Well, can't blame a guy for trying. I was right though, you would be back ... :D
 
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well I did put her head in the fridge, but with the chair grafted to my ass by means of my own piss hardening and making be become SPINNY-CHAIR MAN... dun dun dun.... , well after that, i went out ****ed a few cookies and then ate most of her, But the damn chair on my back would only allow me to carry her head home...

besides that... there's curfew and the fact all the malls within walking distance are closed at this hour. Though I did meet a few women today.

I have to turn in...

SPINNY-CHAIR MAN SHALL BE BACK.... da da dun dunnnnnnn....[reverberating echo continually fadingly slwoly until a complete halt ]
 
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Originally posted by CapiCrimini
well I did put her head in the fridge, but with the chair grafted to my ass by means of my own piss hardening and making be become SPINNY-CHAIR MAN... dun dun dun.... , well after that, i went out ****ed a few cookies and then ate most of her, But the damn chair on my back would only allow me to carry her head home...

besides that... there's curfew and the fact all the malls within walking distance are closed at this hour. Though I did meet a few women today.

I have to turn in...

SPINNY-CHAIR MAN SHALL BE BACK.... da da dun dunnnnnnn....[reverberating echo continually fadingly slwoly until a complete halt ]
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I'd never get laid acting this way ...
 
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I'd never get laid acting this way ...
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Which is why I love this board. It gives me freedom to act stupid and say the most ignorant ****. Which keeps me sane in real life, along with keeping me....
 
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wow. this is one of the most topsy turvy ridiculous threads ever. mildly entertaining though. to see some of the suggestions people can come up with when they're bored!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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