"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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i've been here for over a year now... with my extensive post counts and lack of better things to do I've read 90% of the posts posted in that time, as well as posts going back about 2-3years before I came... probably about 40% of them....

In this time I never found anything deemed worthy of a revelation... I mean even Pooks newest threads are nothign new, nothing that hasn't been said already.

I admit I am humble and have no solution nor answer, nor any "new" info or tips of my own. In fact the biggest revelations can be found to have been made before, mainly because there are no secrets, only answers that can be found through experience.

Thats why these tips can never be lost. Because they will always be found again.

But, now impart your wisdom oh Don Juan, impart your mind from soul. You know the ways that work, you know the things we must do. So why not try doing new things, random things, spontaneous fun things, things that can blow up in our faces...

I figure we have the DJ bootcamp, which because of my surrounding is of no use to me. So if some others are up to it, lets start something new, Bootcamp II,

You know how to get women, so how bout a bootcamp about having fun and becoming active? A bootcamp about enjoying life and living it to the fullest?

Would you guys be intrested or am I blowing smoke up my a$s?

I by no means am qualified to create a whole program by myself, but if others volunteer I think this could work.?

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~Capi...
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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I realize as you may after reading my post, my original post idea totally warped by the end... caught me off guard as well :p
 
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It sounds like a noble objective, but everyone has different lives and different goals so I don't think it's possible. I think it would be a better idea for everyone on this forum to send me $100 and then I will pool the money together and get everyone a cookie!
 
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I think it would be a better idea for everyone on this forum to send me $100 and then I will pool the money together and get everyone a cookie!
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how big of a cookie are we talking?
 
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Originally posted by CapiCrimini
how big of a cookie are we talking?
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Go to the mall and get one of those 3 foot round cookies for $20.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Go to the mall and get one of those 3 foot round cookies for $20.
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hmmm... so do I deduct this from the $100 and only send One on One $80?
 
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Originally posted by CapiCrimini
hmmm... so do I deduct this from the $100 and only send One on One $80?
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Nah...Go get 5 of them.
 
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Screw the cookies, go find the chick at the mall that makes those.
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wait... I'm confused... have sex with the cookies and eat the women... your sure about this one? If you say so...

*capi leaves computer and heads towards mall*
 
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Originally posted by CapiCrimini
*capi leaves computer and heads towards mall*
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Oh my god! He got off the computer! :eek: :eek:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Oh my god! He got off the computer!
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Keep your applause silent. I only made it to the end of my plastic chair matt when things started to get freaky... i had to go back... I swear someone was following me... that and I found out that my skin had grafted to my computer chain.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by CapiCrimini
Keep your applause silent. I only made it to the end of my plastic chair matt when things started to get freaky... i had to go back... I swear someone was following me... that and I found out that my skin had grafted to my computer chain.
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That's disappointing, I figured by now you would have shoved your computer off of it's desk to place that chick down from the mall.

Well, can't blame a guy for trying. I was right though, you would be back ... :D
 
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well I did put her head in the fridge, but with the chair grafted to my ass by means of my own piss hardening and making be become SPINNY-CHAIR MAN... dun dun dun.... , well after that, i went out ****ed a few cookies and then ate most of her, But the damn chair on my back would only allow me to carry her head home...

besides that... there's curfew and the fact all the malls within walking distance are closed at this hour. Though I did meet a few women today.

I have to turn in...

SPINNY-CHAIR MAN SHALL BE BACK.... da da dun dunnnnnnn....[reverberating echo continually fadingly slwoly until a complete halt ]
 
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Originally posted by CapiCrimini
well I did put her head in the fridge, but with the chair grafted to my ass by means of my own piss hardening and making be become SPINNY-CHAIR MAN... dun dun dun.... , well after that, i went out ****ed a few cookies and then ate most of her, But the damn chair on my back would only allow me to carry her head home...

besides that... there's curfew and the fact all the malls within walking distance are closed at this hour. Though I did meet a few women today.

I have to turn in...

SPINNY-CHAIR MAN SHALL BE BACK.... da da dun dunnnnnnn....[reverberating echo continually fadingly slwoly until a complete halt ]
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I'd never get laid acting this way ...
 
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I'd never get laid acting this way ...
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Which is why I love this board. It gives me freedom to act stupid and say the most ignorant ****. Which keeps me sane in real life, along with keeping me....
 
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wow. this is one of the most topsy turvy ridiculous threads ever. mildly entertaining though. to see some of the suggestions people can come up with when they're bored!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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