I forgot to bring a condom last night and probably lost my only chance to **** this college model. ALWAYS HAVE A CONDOM AROUND YOU EVEN IF YOU THINK THERE'S NO CHANCE YOU'RE GETTING LAID THAT NIGHT. I'm going to go slap myself a few more times now, then shake it off and go get some phone numbers.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
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Probably, since it's horribly unsafe. Keeping a condom in your wallet puts a lot of heat and pressure on it, especially if you keep your wallet in your back pocket like a lot of guys do. Same with keeping a condom in your car.
When they get that kind of heat and pressure on them, they're much more susceptable to leaks and breakage.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Jesus I barely carry any of those things. Maybe that's why my game is suffering over the last two days. I'm acually going to use your list (*and the sun shines through the heavens*).
Btw, I can't ever get women to just give me a blow job unless they're freaks and they start working the slob without asking. It's always been from women I've talked to for a while.
Mercenary... heh.
Btw, I can't ever get women to just give me a blow job unless they're freaks and they start working the slob without asking. It's always been from women I've talked to for a while.
Mercenary... heh.
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What Giovanni Casanova said.
Oh God that's not funny!Originally posted by Mercenary
That explains my 2 kids then
