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Never Forget Condoms

Sexual

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I forgot to bring a condom last night and probably lost my only chance to **** this college model. ALWAYS HAVE A CONDOM AROUND YOU EVEN IF YOU THINK THERE'S NO CHANCE YOU'RE GETTING LAID THAT NIGHT. I'm going to go slap myself a few more times now, then shake it off and go get some phone numbers.
 

Mercenary

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Am I the only one who carries a condom in his wallet?

Don't forget the crash kit in your car...

- more condoms
- hygiene products
- bottle of hard liquor
- lube
- change of clothes
- $20 cash
 

Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by Mercenary
Am I the only one who carries a condom in his wallet?
Probably, since it's horribly unsafe. Keeping a condom in your wallet puts a lot of heat and pressure on it, especially if you keep your wallet in your back pocket like a lot of guys do. Same with keeping a condom in your car.

When they get that kind of heat and pressure on them, they're much more susceptable to leaks and breakage.
 

Mercenary

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova

When they get that kind of heat and pressure on them, they're much more susceptable to leaks and breakage.
That explains my 2 kids then
:p
 

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Jesus I barely carry any of those things. Maybe that's why my game is suffering over the last two days. I'm acually going to use your list (*and the sun shines through the heavens*).

Btw, I can't ever get women to just give me a blow job unless they're freaks and they start working the slob without asking. It's always been from women I've talked to for a while.

Mercenary... heh.
 
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