I forgot to bring a condom last night and probably lost my only chance to **** this college model. ALWAYS HAVE A CONDOM AROUND YOU EVEN IF YOU THINK THERE'S NO CHANCE YOU'RE GETTING LAID THAT NIGHT. I'm going to go slap myself a few more times now, then shake it off and go get some phone numbers.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
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Probably, since it's horribly unsafe. Keeping a condom in your wallet puts a lot of heat and pressure on it, especially if you keep your wallet in your back pocket like a lot of guys do. Same with keeping a condom in your car.
When they get that kind of heat and pressure on them, they're much more susceptable to leaks and breakage.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Jesus I barely carry any of those things. Maybe that's why my game is suffering over the last two days. I'm acually going to use your list (*and the sun shines through the heavens*).
Btw, I can't ever get women to just give me a blow job unless they're freaks and they start working the slob without asking. It's always been from women I've talked to for a while.
Mercenary... heh.
Btw, I can't ever get women to just give me a blow job unless they're freaks and they start working the slob without asking. It's always been from women I've talked to for a while.
Mercenary... heh.
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What Giovanni Casanova said.
Oh God that's not funny!Originally posted by Mercenary
That explains my 2 kids then
