I forgot to bring a condom last night and probably lost my only chance to **** this college model. ALWAYS HAVE A CONDOM AROUND YOU EVEN IF YOU THINK THERE'S NO CHANCE YOU'RE GETTING LAID THAT NIGHT. I'm going to go slap myself a few more times now, then shake it off and go get some phone numbers.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Never Forget Condoms
- Thread starter Sexual
- Start date
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Giovanni Casanova
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Probably, since it's horribly unsafe. Keeping a condom in your wallet puts a lot of heat and pressure on it, especially if you keep your wallet in your back pocket like a lot of guys do. Same with keeping a condom in your car.
When they get that kind of heat and pressure on them, they're much more susceptable to leaks and breakage.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Jesus I barely carry any of those things. Maybe that's why my game is suffering over the last two days. I'm acually going to use your list (*and the sun shines through the heavens*).
Btw, I can't ever get women to just give me a blow job unless they're freaks and they start working the slob without asking. It's always been from women I've talked to for a while.
Mercenary... heh.
Btw, I can't ever get women to just give me a blow job unless they're freaks and they start working the slob without asking. It's always been from women I've talked to for a while.
Mercenary... heh.
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What Giovanni Casanova said.
Oh God that's not funny!Originally posted by Mercenary
That explains my 2 kids then
