"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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NERD vs. DJ / Can they co-exist?

insidious

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Hey guys, so can you be a nerd and still play the game?

I received a back-handed compliment the other day about this. On the one hand, I'm a nerd, but on the other, I still get "it"

Whatever!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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quest

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Originally posted by insidious
Hey guys, so can you be a nerd and still play the game?

I received a back-handed compliment the other day about this. On the one hand, I'm a nerd, but on the other, I still get "it"

Whatever!
yep...
i'm a nerd (a bit) and i play the game well..

its easy.

a stereotypical nerd probably couldn't do so well..
 

insidious

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Yep, so true.

I find I enjoy portraying NERD but I'm comfy enough with that act to overcome it when I need to.
 

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These are two different ways of life.
 

insidious

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I know this forum should not get bogged down in semantics, but I think a clarification is in order.

NERD: maybe you dresss funny, maybe you act quirky. you aren't the coolest cat in the room.

but in your mind it doesn't matter cause you ultimately are comfortable in your own skin and you know the truth of the matter is, you can entertain just about any woman down to her skin...

Has nothing to do with your "suave" nature....
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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