"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Needed - Kinky games!!!

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Cmon people I need some ideas for some kinky foreplay guessing games etc! Like you're in the car (or wherever), and working towards getting her outta those clothes...

Obviously I don't want to just give typical hints and then go at it from there. Booooring. I want to sorta start little suggestive games with her... like on the trip trying to guess the colour of those panties i'm about to take her out of... thats a lame one but hopefully you get my drift. Just fun ways of getting stuck into it.

cheerz!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I like ;). Anything more subtle? I thought this might have some potential.
 

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Strip Gummi Bear

This is where you get a whole bunch of gummi bears (they are jelly type lollies with different colours).
 

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Strip Gummi Bear

This is where you get a whole bunch of gummi bears (they are jelly type lollies with different colours).

you get the chick to close her eyes. You put a gummi bear in her mouth and have her guess the flavour. If she gets it wrong (which is 99%) of the time, she takes a piece of clothing off.

Repeat until you get her naked, and then ask for physical favours.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Thats the stuff! :)
 

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Originally posted by uniassign
Strip Gummi Bear

This is where you get a whole bunch of gummi bears (they are jelly type lollies with different colours).

you get the chick to close her eyes. You put a gummi bear in her mouth and have her guess the flavour. If she gets it wrong (which is 99%) of the time, she takes a piece of clothing off.

Repeat until you get her naked, and then ask for physical favours.
this here is premium, DJ content.

awesome tip uniassign. thanks.
 

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*COUGH*
 

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Originally posted by Player_Supreme
It's called
"A 68"

She blows me and I owe her one.

hahahaha.....why did player supreme had to be banned? that was the funniest thing ive read in a while...

me: hey do you want to play a game?
her: yea sure, what is it?
me: its called 68
her: 68?
me: yea, you blow me and ill owe you one.




:crackup: :crackup:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by Player_Supreme
It's called
"A 68"

She blows me and I owe her one.
More! More!
By far the funniest sh*t I've read in a while
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

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Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
I dont get it.
how come some people dont get that joke at all...and some people like me think thats the funniest ****?
 

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Originally posted by undesputable
how come some people dont get that joke at all...and some people like me think thats the funniest ****?
i read the joke, laughed, so had to look who posted it.

"player_supreme" YES! HE'S BACK!
"banned" *tears*

some people don't get it because they don't know what a 69 is?

u get blown, u blow her.

a 68 means ur getting blown, but she's not; normal headjob. but you owe her 'one'...

not rocket science.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Originally posted by Avon
*ANOTHER COUGH*

Great sex (with stripper of course) last night after we dreamt up a lesbian fantasy based on a real life kiss she had recently with some punk girl.

More kinky ideas please, the chicks love it.
In real life, we didn't **** that night - he rolled ontop of me and couldn't get a stiffy cos of a sleeping tablet.
 

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Originally posted by Leah
In real life, we didn't **** that night - he rolled ontop of me and couldn't get a stiffy cos of a sleeping tablet.
great first post. ?
 

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It was my second, but the first one got deleted - with the entire thread. Now I'm geting blamed because some man can't keep it in his pants. Or keep quiet.
 
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