"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Cmon people I need some ideas for some kinky foreplay guessing games etc! Like you're in the car (or wherever), and working towards getting her outta those clothes...

Obviously I don't want to just give typical hints and then go at it from there. Booooring. I want to sorta start little suggestive games with her... like on the trip trying to guess the colour of those panties i'm about to take her out of... thats a lame one but hopefully you get my drift. Just fun ways of getting stuck into it.

cheerz!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I like ;). Anything more subtle? I thought this might have some potential.
 
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Strip Gummi Bear

This is where you get a whole bunch of gummi bears (they are jelly type lollies with different colours).
 
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Strip Gummi Bear

This is where you get a whole bunch of gummi bears (they are jelly type lollies with different colours).

you get the chick to close her eyes. You put a gummi bear in her mouth and have her guess the flavour. If she gets it wrong (which is 99%) of the time, she takes a piece of clothing off.

Repeat until you get her naked, and then ask for physical favours.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Thats the stuff! :)
 
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Originally posted by uniassign
Strip Gummi Bear

This is where you get a whole bunch of gummi bears (they are jelly type lollies with different colours).

you get the chick to close her eyes. You put a gummi bear in her mouth and have her guess the flavour. If she gets it wrong (which is 99%) of the time, she takes a piece of clothing off.

Repeat until you get her naked, and then ask for physical favours.
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this here is premium, DJ content.

awesome tip uniassign. thanks.
 
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*COUGH*
 
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Originally posted by Player_Supreme
It's called
"A 68"

She blows me and I owe her one.
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hahahaha.....why did player supreme had to be banned? that was the funniest thing ive read in a while...

me: hey do you want to play a game?
her: yea sure, what is it?
me: its called 68
her: 68?
me: yea, you blow me and ill owe you one.




:crackup: :crackup:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Originally posted by Player_Supreme
It's called
"A 68"

She blows me and I owe her one.
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More! More!
By far the funniest sh*t I've read in a while
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 
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Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
I dont get it.
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how come some people dont get that joke at all...and some people like me think thats the funniest ****?
 
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Originally posted by undesputable
how come some people dont get that joke at all...and some people like me think thats the funniest ****?
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i read the joke, laughed, so had to look who posted it.

"player_supreme" YES! HE'S BACK!
"banned" *tears*

some people don't get it because they don't know what a 69 is?

u get blown, u blow her.

a 68 means ur getting blown, but she's not; normal headjob. but you owe her 'one'...

not rocket science.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by Avon
*ANOTHER COUGH*

Great sex (with stripper of course) last night after we dreamt up a lesbian fantasy based on a real life kiss she had recently with some punk girl.

More kinky ideas please, the chicks love it.
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In real life, we didn't **** that night - he rolled ontop of me and couldn't get a stiffy cos of a sleeping tablet.
 
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Originally posted by Leah
In real life, we didn't **** that night - he rolled ontop of me and couldn't get a stiffy cos of a sleeping tablet.
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great first post. ?
 
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It was my second, but the first one got deleted - with the entire thread. Now I'm geting blamed because some man can't keep it in his pants. Or keep quiet.
 
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