"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Needed - Kinky games!!!

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Cmon people I need some ideas for some kinky foreplay guessing games etc! Like you're in the car (or wherever), and working towards getting her outta those clothes...

Obviously I don't want to just give typical hints and then go at it from there. Booooring. I want to sorta start little suggestive games with her... like on the trip trying to guess the colour of those panties i'm about to take her out of... thats a lame one but hopefully you get my drift. Just fun ways of getting stuck into it.

cheerz!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I like ;). Anything more subtle? I thought this might have some potential.
 
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Strip Gummi Bear

This is where you get a whole bunch of gummi bears (they are jelly type lollies with different colours).
 
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Strip Gummi Bear

This is where you get a whole bunch of gummi bears (they are jelly type lollies with different colours).

you get the chick to close her eyes. You put a gummi bear in her mouth and have her guess the flavour. If she gets it wrong (which is 99%) of the time, she takes a piece of clothing off.

Repeat until you get her naked, and then ask for physical favours.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Thats the stuff! :)
 
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Originally posted by uniassign
Strip Gummi Bear

This is where you get a whole bunch of gummi bears (they are jelly type lollies with different colours).

you get the chick to close her eyes. You put a gummi bear in her mouth and have her guess the flavour. If she gets it wrong (which is 99%) of the time, she takes a piece of clothing off.

Repeat until you get her naked, and then ask for physical favours.
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this here is premium, DJ content.

awesome tip uniassign. thanks.
 
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*COUGH*
 
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Originally posted by Player_Supreme
It's called
"A 68"

She blows me and I owe her one.
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hahahaha.....why did player supreme had to be banned? that was the funniest thing ive read in a while...

me: hey do you want to play a game?
her: yea sure, what is it?
me: its called 68
her: 68?
me: yea, you blow me and ill owe you one.




:crackup: :crackup:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by Player_Supreme
It's called
"A 68"

She blows me and I owe her one.
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More! More!
By far the funniest sh*t I've read in a while
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 
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Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
I dont get it.
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how come some people dont get that joke at all...and some people like me think thats the funniest ****?
 
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Originally posted by undesputable
how come some people dont get that joke at all...and some people like me think thats the funniest ****?
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i read the joke, laughed, so had to look who posted it.

"player_supreme" YES! HE'S BACK!
"banned" *tears*

some people don't get it because they don't know what a 69 is?

u get blown, u blow her.

a 68 means ur getting blown, but she's not; normal headjob. but you owe her 'one'...

not rocket science.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Originally posted by Avon
*ANOTHER COUGH*

Great sex (with stripper of course) last night after we dreamt up a lesbian fantasy based on a real life kiss she had recently with some punk girl.

More kinky ideas please, the chicks love it.
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In real life, we didn't **** that night - he rolled ontop of me and couldn't get a stiffy cos of a sleeping tablet.
 
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Originally posted by Leah
In real life, we didn't **** that night - he rolled ontop of me and couldn't get a stiffy cos of a sleeping tablet.
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great first post. ?
 
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It was my second, but the first one got deleted - with the entire thread. Now I'm geting blamed because some man can't keep it in his pants. Or keep quiet.
 
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