"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Needed - Kinky games!!!

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Cmon people I need some ideas for some kinky foreplay guessing games etc! Like you're in the car (or wherever), and working towards getting her outta those clothes...

Obviously I don't want to just give typical hints and then go at it from there. Booooring. I want to sorta start little suggestive games with her... like on the trip trying to guess the colour of those panties i'm about to take her out of... thats a lame one but hopefully you get my drift. Just fun ways of getting stuck into it.

cheerz!
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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I like ;). Anything more subtle? I thought this might have some potential.
 

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Strip Gummi Bear

This is where you get a whole bunch of gummi bears (they are jelly type lollies with different colours).
 

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Strip Gummi Bear

This is where you get a whole bunch of gummi bears (they are jelly type lollies with different colours).

you get the chick to close her eyes. You put a gummi bear in her mouth and have her guess the flavour. If she gets it wrong (which is 99%) of the time, she takes a piece of clothing off.

Repeat until you get her naked, and then ask for physical favours.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Thats the stuff! :)
 

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Originally posted by uniassign
Strip Gummi Bear

This is where you get a whole bunch of gummi bears (they are jelly type lollies with different colours).

you get the chick to close her eyes. You put a gummi bear in her mouth and have her guess the flavour. If she gets it wrong (which is 99%) of the time, she takes a piece of clothing off.

Repeat until you get her naked, and then ask for physical favours.
this here is premium, DJ content.

awesome tip uniassign. thanks.
 

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*COUGH*
 

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Originally posted by Player_Supreme
It's called
"A 68"

She blows me and I owe her one.

hahahaha.....why did player supreme had to be banned? that was the funniest thing ive read in a while...

me: hey do you want to play a game?
her: yea sure, what is it?
me: its called 68
her: 68?
me: yea, you blow me and ill owe you one.




:crackup: :crackup:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Originally posted by Player_Supreme
It's called
"A 68"

She blows me and I owe her one.
More! More!
By far the funniest sh*t I've read in a while
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

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Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
I dont get it.
how come some people dont get that joke at all...and some people like me think thats the funniest ****?
 

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Originally posted by undesputable
how come some people dont get that joke at all...and some people like me think thats the funniest ****?
i read the joke, laughed, so had to look who posted it.

"player_supreme" YES! HE'S BACK!
"banned" *tears*

some people don't get it because they don't know what a 69 is?

u get blown, u blow her.

a 68 means ur getting blown, but she's not; normal headjob. but you owe her 'one'...

not rocket science.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by Avon
*ANOTHER COUGH*

Great sex (with stripper of course) last night after we dreamt up a lesbian fantasy based on a real life kiss she had recently with some punk girl.

More kinky ideas please, the chicks love it.
In real life, we didn't **** that night - he rolled ontop of me and couldn't get a stiffy cos of a sleeping tablet.
 

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Originally posted by Leah
In real life, we didn't **** that night - he rolled ontop of me and couldn't get a stiffy cos of a sleeping tablet.
great first post. ?
 

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It was my second, but the first one got deleted - with the entire thread. Now I'm geting blamed because some man can't keep it in his pants. Or keep quiet.
 
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