"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Need some creativity

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Whats up y'all...first post but been cruisin this place for a year now... and need some advice...

I recently grew my hair out (out of pure laziness, but people like it and its well-groomed) and will be going to a conference to see "the one (lol -- and a bunch of other single ladies) " that i havent seen in a long while

Im sure her, and all the rest of the people are gonna say 'OMG, your hair'. I need some badass comments to reply with...something that would make me sound slick, original and funny.

lol merci! :rockon:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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To be honest, you should work on being more spontanious. Learning some lines from here won't help you. Girls notice if you are just saying memorized lines. Lines are useless and stupid. Work on getting witty enough to think of a reply right on the spot.

Let's say you talk with a blonde girl.

An example:
Her: wow, your hair!
You: stop checking out my ass (line from here)

Okay, that's okay if you can bring it. CAN you bring it? Let's say you can bring it. That ass thing still hasn't anything to do with the situation at hand. This is much better:

Her: wow, your hair!
You: Yea, I thought of dying it in your color as well. What would you think of that? Would your haircut look cool on me?

And BAM, you have a conversation and you'll make her laugh because it was a little joke that involved her.


What you want to do is to build a house on quicksand without foundation. It'll be a sh*tty house that'll collapse and kill everyone. Build the foundation first (knowing how to respond by nature) and the house (witty lines) will build itself on top of it.

*edit*
Your thread title says it all: you need some crativity
 
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snowdog said:
Her: wow, your hair!
You: Yea, I thought of dying it in your color as well. What would you think of that? Would your haircut look cool on me?
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Even I laughed at that. :rockon:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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