Need some creativity

[this.place]

Whats up y'all...first post but been cruisin this place for a year now... and need some advice...

I recently grew my hair out (out of pure laziness, but people like it and its well-groomed) and will be going to a conference to see "the one (lol -- and a bunch of other single ladies) " that i havent seen in a long while

Im sure her, and all the rest of the people are gonna say 'OMG, your hair'. I need some badass comments to reply with...something that would make me sound slick, original and funny.

lol merci! :rockon:

 

[this.place]

Eh, no love?

 

[Dannyrt34]

Girl: "OMG ur hair!"
You: "Stop checkin out my ass!"

 

[this.place]

Girl: "OMG ur hair!"
You: "Stop checkin out my ass!"

haha I could do something along those lines

anything else?

 

[snowdog]

Girl: Your hair!
You: Salvation-army look, baby. It's the sh*t.

Yes, you can get away with that if you know how to bring it.

 

[this.place]

lol still lookin

 

[this.place]

still lookin

 

[snowdog]

To be honest, you should work on being more spontanious. Learning some lines from here won't help you. Girls notice if you are just saying memorized lines. Lines are useless and stupid. Work on getting witty enough to think of a reply right on the spot.

Let's say you talk with a blonde girl.

An example:
Her: wow, your hair!
You: stop checking out my ass (line from here)

Okay, that's okay if you can bring it. CAN you bring it? Let's say you can bring it. That ass thing still hasn't anything to do with the situation at hand. This is much better:

Her: wow, your hair!
You: Yea, I thought of dying it in your color as well. What would you think of that? Would your haircut look cool on me?

And BAM, you have a conversation and you'll make her laugh because it was a little joke that involved her.


What you want to do is to build a house on quicksand without foundation. It'll be a sh*tty house that'll collapse and kill everyone. Build the foundation first (knowing how to respond by nature) and the house (witty lines) will build itself on top of it.

*edit*
Your thread title says it all: you need some crativity

 

[Apocalypse Now]

Her: wow, your hair!
You: Yea, I thought of dying it in your color as well. What would you think of that? Would your haircut look cool on me?

Even I laughed at that. :rockon:

 

[snowdog]

Haha you aren't coming on to me now are you?

lol

 

[snowdog]

Bump maybe this is useful for some