"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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The left is quite literally terrified of the 1st Amendment because they know their platform is so flawed, illogical and idiotic that people can easily pick it apart simply by having a conversation about it....

...that's why they are so desperate to censor all forms of speech....
That's why you pick the worst form ie the final form and just continuously barrage them until they cower in the corner like a battered house wife of an alcoholic meth addicted sociopath. 1599616107078.jpg
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Please don't quote me while posting that pic....

Mods, please delete that pic... thank you...
 

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Yo @billtx49 , you like to delete posts, please delete that post, the dude is quoting me while posting that pic which I don't want to be associated.

Thanks
 

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Yo @billtx49 , you like to delete posts, please delete that post, the dude is quoting me while posting that pic which I don't want to be associated.

Thanks
Bro it's satire. Tongue and cheek.
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Yo @billtx49 , you like to delete posts, please delete that post, the dude is quoting me while posting that pic which I don't want to be associated.

Thanks
Too late, the fbi now saved that screen...the good thing is that you will be able to tell him how mad you are about it when you'll share the same cell.

Btw you should be happy he didnt put bin laden too.
 

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Here's a link for training the new mod, to show them how it works around here.

12 pages and 2.5 months of angry old man rants about the libtards, including daily right wing propaganda videos....then closed the moment great leader gets insulted:

 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Here's a link for training the new mod, to show them how it works around here.

12 pages and 2.5 months of angry old man rants about the libtards, including daily right wing propaganda videos....then closed the moment great leader gets insulted:

Trump is barely right wing.
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Here's a link for training the new mod, to show them how it works around here.

12 pages and 2.5 months of angry old man rants about the libtards, including daily right wing propaganda videos....then closed the moment great leader gets insulted:

Funny guy you. There is a comedian in every pack, I tell ya! :lol:
 
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Here's a link for training the new mod, to show them how it works around here.

12 pages and 2.5 months of angry old man rants about the libtards, including daily right wing propaganda videos....then closed the moment great leader gets insulted:

I'm convinced you took too many punches to the head.
 
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Why is it that liberals always resort to getting their panties in a bunch?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Being triggered is part and parcel with liberalism...
If we could track every poster that ever hit the "report" button, I think we could guess who it was...a liberal or a female.

I've been on this forum for close to 20 years and I've never reported a post. Never even considered the idea.

Soft-middle people have been getting posters banned for years. And I wouldn't doubt that guy having a hand in all of them.
 
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@Bible_Belt

You know, you could just block all of the posters that make feel inferior.

You don't necessarily have to report them, based on some liberal rag you read every day
 

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@Bible_Belt

You know, you could just block all of the posters that make feel inferior.

You don't necessarily have to report them, based on some liberal rag you read every day
If a man is brave enough to dish out his thoughts on a forum that's open to public then he ought be brave enough to receive others even if it doesn't conform to his.

I just don't get why MEN aren't being trained to hv that mental fortitude.

Why r they being encouraged to complain or report and be snowflakes?

The only report that would be considered valid is against someone who promotes violence as a way of life, which actually creates a cycle of hate that has engulfed cultures, people and countries for centuries.

Other then that we all should hv the mental fortitude to discern, discuss and even challenge an idea put forth in the forum.
 
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If a man is brave enough to dish out his thoughts on a forum that's open to public then he ought be brave enough to receive others even if it doesn't conform to his.

I just don't get why MEN aren't being trained to hv that mental fortitude.

Why r they being encouraged to complain or report and be snowflakes?

The only report that would be considered valid is against someone who promotes violence as a way of life, which actually creates a cycle of hate that has engulfed cultures, people and countries for centuries.

Other then that we all should hv the mental fortitude to discern, discuss and even challenge an idea put forth in the forum.
I was telling someone via PM tonight about my love for trolling. The only people I trolled were the ones that could dish it back.

There's been a few that got angry and blocked me, bless their hearts.

Spaz, you're a good man. As is guru, she pays and stormrider. Y'all took a lot of trolling and gave it right back.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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