Miguel
Don Juan
I'm in a busy library, theres this HB 10 two seats over from me, I want to open but I got nothing. Give me a good general opener right this second with a transition. ASAP!
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Need a opener NOW.
- Thread starter Miguel
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
MisterMcGee
Master Don Juan
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This is sad
Corey
Don Juan
ask her "Can I be your friend?"
"Hi, I just wanted to come talk to you, what are you reading?"Miguel said:I'm in a busy library, theres this HB 10 two seats over from me, I want to open but I got nothing. Give me a good general opener right this second with a transition. ASAP!
In the absence of situational/indirect openers just go direct.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
loving
Senior Don Juan
opener: ay bay bay
transition: have you guys read 'a series of horny adventures' by me and you
You framed her and everything
transition: have you guys read 'a series of horny adventures' by me and you
You framed her and everything
dirtysouth
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"on a scale of 1 to 10, how bored are you right now?"
she'll say 10.
Then you say, "I'm at an 11. So I guess anything we talk about will be better than being stuck at a library, hmm?"
she'll say 10.
Then you say, "I'm at an 11. So I guess anything we talk about will be better than being stuck at a library, hmm?"
daygameguy
Master Don Juan
you know what, this may sound counter-intuitive, but I'd suggest to actually open with the simplest least smoothest opener possible. In your head you want her, but she doesn't want you yet, so from her perspective, she'll most likely freak out if you use a smooth line.
how about "hey .. you look exactly like my friend jessy, she's an old friend from high school, i haven't met her in such a long time, and you totally reminded me of her, what's your name?"
how about "hey .. you look exactly like my friend jessy, she's an old friend from high school, i haven't met her in such a long time, and you totally reminded me of her, what's your name?"
More Cowbell Please
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Can I pee in your ear? What? I said how long have you been here.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
loving
Senior Don Juan
Since a day has passed and you no doubt have realized how stupid a dillema this was, let me give you the real answer,
"Hi."
Trust me your body will not let you forget what happens next.
Your post has taught me to stick by and review my beliefs, as the answer to your question was already in your signature.
"Hi."
Trust me your body will not let you forget what happens next.
Your post has taught me to stick by and review my beliefs, as the answer to your question was already in your signature.
puma183
Don Juan
I was at a "Meet New People" party at a lounge in my city yesterday. Basically a mostly-singles event for the 25-39 crowd. I approached two girls enjoying their ****tails and started with: "So are you meeting new people?". They laughed and we went from there.
WaRpEd
Senior Don Juan
Your mistake: Instead of walking up to her and saying "Hi!" you immediately came here.
This site is not a miracle worker. You have to grow a pair and improve. It's gut wrentching I know. It's all up to you man, nobody here can do it for you.
In according to my theory atleast, you will not find a HB10 out in the world. Don't ever give anybody the ranking unless you two have been married for a few decades.
This site is not a miracle worker. You have to grow a pair and improve. It's gut wrentching I know. It's all up to you man, nobody here can do it for you.
In according to my theory atleast, you will not find a HB10 out in the world. Don't ever give anybody the ranking unless you two have been married for a few decades.
........lmaoMore Cowbell Please said:Can I pee in your ear? What? I said how long have you been here.