“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Need a Joke Comeback....

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If your girlfriend makes a joke about you not having sex w/ her enough....What can you say as a good comeback joke?
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Huh? the only comeback to that kind of "joke" is to rip her clothes off and bend her over and start pounding
 
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lol...We do have sex a lot...that's why the comment was ridiclous....anymore, & I would end up in the hospital...maybe that could be my joke....
 
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I agree with Tiguere. Throw her on the bed, literally rip her panties off, and f*ck the sh*t out of her, smacking her ass and pulling her hair, and calling her YOUR "mouthy little slut" the whole time!
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Tell her that if she wasn't such a horrible lay, you would consider throwing her the sausage more often.
 
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YogurtSlinger said:
Tell her that if she wasn't such a horrible lay, you would consider throwing her the sausage more often.
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Really? Even in the most joking tone (which I doubt most of you could pull off) I can't see you guys getting away with this one. Bad advice. Insults aren't sexy in anyway.

It's a blatant invitation to sex talk and then to sex. Good grief charlie brown!
 
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If you thought she was joking, you wouldn't have posted this. You must think that she's hinting that your sex life is not satisfying to her.

You should talk about it with her. You can't be expected to get hard and be a perfect sex god all the time- it takes two people to make a relationship work and to keep it hot. So don't feel guilty... But at the same time do what you can to keep it hot. If there's a problem with the sex, there is a reason... You aren't as attracted to her, you're feeling insecure, you want to sleep with other people, you think SHE wants to sleep with other people... that kind of thing.
 
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oh man yeah definitely do not insult her

talk about sex and do it
 
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Say that you just had sex with a girl from work and you're too tired now :) harr harr harr.
 
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Warrior74 said:
Really? Even in the most joking tone (which I doubt most of you could pull off) I can't see you guys getting away with this one. Bad advice. Insults aren't sexy in anyway.

It's a blatant invitation to sex talk and then to sex. Good grief charlie brown!
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No, she would get slightly offended and have to prove you wrong...:whistle:
 
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