"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Need a Joke Comeback....

R2Change

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If your girlfriend makes a joke about you not having sex w/ her enough....What can you say as a good comeback joke?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Tiguere

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Huh? the only comeback to that kind of "joke" is to rip her clothes off and bend her over and start pounding
 

R2Change

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lol...We do have sex a lot...that's why the comment was ridiclous....anymore, & I would end up in the hospital...maybe that could be my joke....
 

jnice48146

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I agree with Tiguere. Throw her on the bed, literally rip her panties off, and f*ck the sh*t out of her, smacking her ass and pulling her hair, and calling her YOUR "mouthy little slut" the whole time!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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YogurtSlinger

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Tell her that if she wasn't such a horrible lay, you would consider throwing her the sausage more often.
 

Warrior74

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YogurtSlinger said:
Tell her that if she wasn't such a horrible lay, you would consider throwing her the sausage more often.

Really? Even in the most joking tone (which I doubt most of you could pull off) I can't see you guys getting away with this one. Bad advice. Insults aren't sexy in anyway.

It's a blatant invitation to sex talk and then to sex. Good grief charlie brown!
 

Isko

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If you thought she was joking, you wouldn't have posted this. You must think that she's hinting that your sex life is not satisfying to her.

You should talk about it with her. You can't be expected to get hard and be a perfect sex god all the time- it takes two people to make a relationship work and to keep it hot. So don't feel guilty... But at the same time do what you can to keep it hot. If there's a problem with the sex, there is a reason... You aren't as attracted to her, you're feeling insecure, you want to sleep with other people, you think SHE wants to sleep with other people... that kind of thing.
 

iliketennis

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oh man yeah definitely do not insult her

talk about sex and do it
 

Perfect10

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Say that you just had sex with a girl from work and you're too tired now :) harr harr harr.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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YogurtSlinger

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Warrior74 said:
Really? Even in the most joking tone (which I doubt most of you could pull off) I can't see you guys getting away with this one. Bad advice. Insults aren't sexy in anyway.

It's a blatant invitation to sex talk and then to sex. Good grief charlie brown!
No, she would get slightly offended and have to prove you wrong...:whistle:
 
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