Need a Joke Comeback....

[R2Change]

If your girlfriend makes a joke about you not having sex w/ her enough....What can you say as a good comeback joke?

 

[Tiguere]

Huh? the only comeback to that kind of "joke" is to rip her clothes off and bend her over and start pounding

 

[mustfirstregister]

are you homo? why you are not having sex with her?

 

[R2Change]

lol...We do have sex a lot...that's why the comment was ridiclous....anymore, & I would end up in the hospital...maybe that could be my joke....

 

[jnice48146]

I agree with Tiguere. Throw her on the bed, literally rip her panties off, and f*ck the sh*t out of her, smacking her ass and pulling her hair, and calling her YOUR "mouthy little slut" the whole time!

 

[YogurtSlinger]

Tell her that if she wasn't such a horrible lay, you would consider throwing her the sausage more often.

 

[Warrior74]

Tell her that if she wasn't such a horrible lay, you would consider throwing her the sausage more often.

Really? Even in the most joking tone (which I doubt most of you could pull off) I can't see you guys getting away with this one. Bad advice. Insults aren't sexy in anyway.

It's a blatant invitation to sex talk and then to sex. Good grief charlie brown!

 

[Isko]

If you thought she was joking, you wouldn't have posted this. You must think that she's hinting that your sex life is not satisfying to her.

You should talk about it with her. You can't be expected to get hard and be a perfect sex god all the time- it takes two people to make a relationship work and to keep it hot. So don't feel guilty... But at the same time do what you can to keep it hot. If there's a problem with the sex, there is a reason... You aren't as attracted to her, you're feeling insecure, you want to sleep with other people, you think SHE wants to sleep with other people... that kind of thing.

 

[iliketennis]

oh man yeah definitely do not insult her

talk about sex and do it

 

[Perfect10]

Say that you just had sex with a girl from work and you're too tired now harr harr harr.

 

[YogurtSlinger]

Really? Even in the most joking tone (which I doubt most of you could pull off) I can't see you guys getting away with this one. Bad advice. Insults aren't sexy in anyway.

It's a blatant invitation to sex talk and then to sex. Good grief charlie brown!

No, she would get slightly offended and have to prove you wrong...