“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Need a Joke Comeback....

R2Change

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If your girlfriend makes a joke about you not having sex w/ her enough....What can you say as a good comeback joke?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Tiguere

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Huh? the only comeback to that kind of "joke" is to rip her clothes off and bend her over and start pounding
 

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lol...We do have sex a lot...that's why the comment was ridiclous....anymore, & I would end up in the hospital...maybe that could be my joke....
 

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I agree with Tiguere. Throw her on the bed, literally rip her panties off, and f*ck the sh*t out of her, smacking her ass and pulling her hair, and calling her YOUR "mouthy little slut" the whole time!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Tell her that if she wasn't such a horrible lay, you would consider throwing her the sausage more often.
 

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YogurtSlinger said:
Tell her that if she wasn't such a horrible lay, you would consider throwing her the sausage more often.

Really? Even in the most joking tone (which I doubt most of you could pull off) I can't see you guys getting away with this one. Bad advice. Insults aren't sexy in anyway.

It's a blatant invitation to sex talk and then to sex. Good grief charlie brown!
 

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If you thought she was joking, you wouldn't have posted this. You must think that she's hinting that your sex life is not satisfying to her.

You should talk about it with her. You can't be expected to get hard and be a perfect sex god all the time- it takes two people to make a relationship work and to keep it hot. So don't feel guilty... But at the same time do what you can to keep it hot. If there's a problem with the sex, there is a reason... You aren't as attracted to her, you're feeling insecure, you want to sleep with other people, you think SHE wants to sleep with other people... that kind of thing.
 

iliketennis

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oh man yeah definitely do not insult her

talk about sex and do it
 

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Say that you just had sex with a girl from work and you're too tired now :) harr harr harr.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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YogurtSlinger

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Warrior74 said:
Really? Even in the most joking tone (which I doubt most of you could pull off) I can't see you guys getting away with this one. Bad advice. Insults aren't sexy in anyway.

It's a blatant invitation to sex talk and then to sex. Good grief charlie brown!
No, she would get slightly offended and have to prove you wrong...:whistle:
 
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