"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Nail Ugly Chicks

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LesaneCrooks

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Recently, i found out something very important: My standards are way too high. Not that i cant get dime *****, just that i could get a lot more ***** if i lowered my standards. So the new rule for 2005 is: NAIL UGLY CHICKS

I know i know, a lot of you are saying "but lesane, i dont want to have sex with ugly chicks". Well, tough ****. ***** is *****, and if u really have to, smoke a lot of weed so you dont notice. Trust me, i get 10 times as much ass now becuase i **** ugly chicks in addition to hot chicks.

PS- Ugly chicks doesnt include fat chicks. i hate fat chicks.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DogFashionDisco

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Originally posted by LesaneCrooks
Recently, i found out something very important: My standards are way too high. Not that i cant get dime *****, just that i could get a lot more ***** if i lowered my standards. So the new rule for 2005 is: NAIL UGLY CHICKS

I know i know, a lot of you are saying "but lesane, i dont want to have sex with ugly chicks". Well, tough ****. ***** is *****, and if u really have to, smoke a lot of weed so you dont notice. Trust me, i get 10 times as much ass now becuase i **** ugly chicks in addition to hot chicks.

PS- Ugly chicks doesnt include fat chicks. i hate fat chicks.
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You're kidding, right? Your jokes totally suck balls.
 
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Kidd

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Quality over quantity.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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oakraiderz2

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Originally posted by familyguyfan
Maybe average looking girls, but I'm not f*cking no ugly ones.
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I concur.

Quality over quantity.
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I concur...again:D
 
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This reminded me of that scene from the 40 year old virgin.

"It's programmed in the Lion's DNA to tackle the Gazel"
"It's programmed in a man's DNA to tackle drunk *****es"

- something along those lines.
 
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The Master Disaster

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Originally posted by Zod
This reminded me of that scene from the 40 year old virgin.

"It's programmed in the Lion's DNA to tackle the Gazel"
"It's programmed in a man's DNA to tackle drunk *****es"

- something along those lines.
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Expecially Girls who Drink WAY To many Dackerys
 
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DJ4Real

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Control yourselves. We didn't come here to learn about the importance of bangin' "ugly" chicks. I can do average, but not ugly.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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AdrenalynJunkee

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Like i just told this female friend of mine

"Theres no way in hell I'm going to lower my standards just to get more *****."
 
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If all you want is to get laid, then **** all chicks it really doesnt matter, law of averages says if you **** so many ugly chicks theres gunna be average bird that comes along.
 
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Big Eee Zee

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hey, someone's gotta.

sides, if they aren't getting much then they might be more open to trying out whatever strange sexual fantasy you've always had.
 
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