"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Nail Ugly Chicks

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Recently, i found out something very important: My standards are way too high. Not that i cant get dime *****, just that i could get a lot more ***** if i lowered my standards. So the new rule for 2005 is: NAIL UGLY CHICKS

I know i know, a lot of you are saying "but lesane, i dont want to have sex with ugly chicks". Well, tough ****. ***** is *****, and if u really have to, smoke a lot of weed so you dont notice. Trust me, i get 10 times as much ass now becuase i **** ugly chicks in addition to hot chicks.

PS- Ugly chicks doesnt include fat chicks. i hate fat chicks.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Originally posted by LesaneCrooks
Recently, i found out something very important: My standards are way too high. Not that i cant get dime *****, just that i could get a lot more ***** if i lowered my standards. So the new rule for 2005 is: NAIL UGLY CHICKS

I know i know, a lot of you are saying "but lesane, i dont want to have sex with ugly chicks". Well, tough ****. ***** is *****, and if u really have to, smoke a lot of weed so you dont notice. Trust me, i get 10 times as much ass now becuase i **** ugly chicks in addition to hot chicks.

PS- Ugly chicks doesnt include fat chicks. i hate fat chicks.
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You're kidding, right? Your jokes totally suck balls.
 
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Quality over quantity.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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oakraiderz2

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Originally posted by familyguyfan
Maybe average looking girls, but I'm not f*cking no ugly ones.
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I concur.

Quality over quantity.
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I concur...again:D
 
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This reminded me of that scene from the 40 year old virgin.

"It's programmed in the Lion's DNA to tackle the Gazel"
"It's programmed in a man's DNA to tackle drunk *****es"

- something along those lines.
 
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Originally posted by Zod
This reminded me of that scene from the 40 year old virgin.

"It's programmed in the Lion's DNA to tackle the Gazel"
"It's programmed in a man's DNA to tackle drunk *****es"

- something along those lines.
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Expecially Girls who Drink WAY To many Dackerys
 
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Control yourselves. We didn't come here to learn about the importance of bangin' "ugly" chicks. I can do average, but not ugly.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Like i just told this female friend of mine

"Theres no way in hell I'm going to lower my standards just to get more *****."
 
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If all you want is to get laid, then **** all chicks it really doesnt matter, law of averages says if you **** so many ugly chicks theres gunna be average bird that comes along.
 
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Big Eee Zee

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hey, someone's gotta.

sides, if they aren't getting much then they might be more open to trying out whatever strange sexual fantasy you've always had.
 
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