"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Recently, i found out something very important: My standards are way too high. Not that i cant get dime *****, just that i could get a lot more ***** if i lowered my standards. So the new rule for 2005 is: NAIL UGLY CHICKS

I know i know, a lot of you are saying "but lesane, i dont want to have sex with ugly chicks". Well, tough ****. ***** is *****, and if u really have to, smoke a lot of weed so you dont notice. Trust me, i get 10 times as much ass now becuase i **** ugly chicks in addition to hot chicks.

PS- Ugly chicks doesnt include fat chicks. i hate fat chicks.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Originally posted by LesaneCrooks
Recently, i found out something very important: My standards are way too high. Not that i cant get dime *****, just that i could get a lot more ***** if i lowered my standards. So the new rule for 2005 is: NAIL UGLY CHICKS

I know i know, a lot of you are saying "but lesane, i dont want to have sex with ugly chicks". Well, tough ****. ***** is *****, and if u really have to, smoke a lot of weed so you dont notice. Trust me, i get 10 times as much ass now becuase i **** ugly chicks in addition to hot chicks.

PS- Ugly chicks doesnt include fat chicks. i hate fat chicks.
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You're kidding, right? Your jokes totally suck balls.
 
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Quality over quantity.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Originally posted by familyguyfan
Maybe average looking girls, but I'm not f*cking no ugly ones.
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I concur.

Quality over quantity.
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I concur...again:D
 
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This reminded me of that scene from the 40 year old virgin.

"It's programmed in the Lion's DNA to tackle the Gazel"
"It's programmed in a man's DNA to tackle drunk *****es"

- something along those lines.
 
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Originally posted by Zod
This reminded me of that scene from the 40 year old virgin.

"It's programmed in the Lion's DNA to tackle the Gazel"
"It's programmed in a man's DNA to tackle drunk *****es"

- something along those lines.
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Expecially Girls who Drink WAY To many Dackerys
 
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Control yourselves. We didn't come here to learn about the importance of bangin' "ugly" chicks. I can do average, but not ugly.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Like i just told this female friend of mine

"Theres no way in hell I'm going to lower my standards just to get more *****."
 
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If all you want is to get laid, then **** all chicks it really doesnt matter, law of averages says if you **** so many ugly chicks theres gunna be average bird that comes along.
 
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hey, someone's gotta.

sides, if they aren't getting much then they might be more open to trying out whatever strange sexual fantasy you've always had.
 
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