“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Nail Ugly Chicks

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LesaneCrooks

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Recently, i found out something very important: My standards are way too high. Not that i cant get dime *****, just that i could get a lot more ***** if i lowered my standards. So the new rule for 2005 is: NAIL UGLY CHICKS

I know i know, a lot of you are saying "but lesane, i dont want to have sex with ugly chicks". Well, tough ****. ***** is *****, and if u really have to, smoke a lot of weed so you dont notice. Trust me, i get 10 times as much ass now becuase i **** ugly chicks in addition to hot chicks.

PS- Ugly chicks doesnt include fat chicks. i hate fat chicks.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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DogFashionDisco

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Originally posted by LesaneCrooks
Recently, i found out something very important: My standards are way too high. Not that i cant get dime *****, just that i could get a lot more ***** if i lowered my standards. So the new rule for 2005 is: NAIL UGLY CHICKS

I know i know, a lot of you are saying "but lesane, i dont want to have sex with ugly chicks". Well, tough ****. ***** is *****, and if u really have to, smoke a lot of weed so you dont notice. Trust me, i get 10 times as much ass now becuase i **** ugly chicks in addition to hot chicks.

PS- Ugly chicks doesnt include fat chicks. i hate fat chicks.
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You're kidding, right? Your jokes totally suck balls.
 
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Quality over quantity.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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oakraiderz2

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Originally posted by familyguyfan
Maybe average looking girls, but I'm not f*cking no ugly ones.
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I concur.

Quality over quantity.
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I concur...again:D
 
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This reminded me of that scene from the 40 year old virgin.

"It's programmed in the Lion's DNA to tackle the Gazel"
"It's programmed in a man's DNA to tackle drunk *****es"

- something along those lines.
 
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The Master Disaster

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Originally posted by Zod
This reminded me of that scene from the 40 year old virgin.

"It's programmed in the Lion's DNA to tackle the Gazel"
"It's programmed in a man's DNA to tackle drunk *****es"

- something along those lines.
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Expecially Girls who Drink WAY To many Dackerys
 
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DJ4Real

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Control yourselves. We didn't come here to learn about the importance of bangin' "ugly" chicks. I can do average, but not ugly.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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AdrenalynJunkee

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Like i just told this female friend of mine

"Theres no way in hell I'm going to lower my standards just to get more *****."
 
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If all you want is to get laid, then **** all chicks it really doesnt matter, law of averages says if you **** so many ugly chicks theres gunna be average bird that comes along.
 
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Big Eee Zee

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hey, someone's gotta.

sides, if they aren't getting much then they might be more open to trying out whatever strange sexual fantasy you've always had.
 
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