Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
ARGH! You mis-spelled "actually" too. :crazy:
What do you study? C'mon, put yourself OUT there!
ZZZzzzZZZzzz *snort* what were u saying?
You realize you basically just called yourself broke and ugly
.Actual Solid advice. Jerks, don't give decent advice...at least you doSeñor Fingers said:Dude for the record you are running around in purple short-shorts. You dont look gay.. just a bit fruity.
You also mispelled the word "Naughty" in your quote.
I hope you are not paying a lot for grammar classes
Ok, nuff being a d!ck. Here is some solid advice, using your profile as a template
ARGH! You mis-spelled "actually" too. :crazy:
What do you study? C'mon, put yourself OUT there!
ZZZzzzZZZzzz *snort* what were u saying?
Dude none of that sounds like any fun at all. To top it off you don't demonstrate anything because you are too busy talking about beliefs and things that you "try" to do. I still get no idea of what you are about except you love Jesus.
You realize you basically just called yourself broke and ugly
Look, let me be 100% honest with you...this whole thing is just painful to read. It inspires such pity what I would write it for you myself, but the trouble is, I dont know who you are or what your vibe is. Your problem is either
1. You dont know how to express yourself effectively
2. You really don't bring anything interesting to the table
3. You personality is about as much fun as cardboard
If I were you I'd change that text immediately to something more interesting and telling. I'd also lose the gay pride racing shorts.
