"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Anfz

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Hey guys looking for some ideas as to put in my myspace quote next to my nickname ? I was thinking of something ****y, but im not a bad looking guy so it could come across as to arrogant and full of yourself ,any ideas cheers
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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i put "Meet me at tha rim, it's goin down" and instead of I'm online it says "Ballin" and has a guy bouncing a basketball.
 

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haha thats gold,but i need ideas or at least an idea as to better to keep it more funny or add more ****iness but nothing over the top ?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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So...this is MySpace...right? Why don't you actually go pick up in real life, instead of concerning yourself about some minute detail that probably means dittley-squat to 99.9998% of MySpace people.

Switching from 'Online' to 'ballin'...wow..that'll get you some girls, that's the fvckin gold right there.

*cough*, loser.
 

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selfmademob said:
i put "Meet me at tha rim, it's goin down" and instead of I'm online it says "Ballin" and has a guy bouncing a basketball.
LOLLLLLLLLL

Just put somethin that relates to you, it doesn't even matter.

Mines is "Hataz need 2 fall back like November"
 

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Jesus christ, I thought we were here to help each other out? The mans looking for ideas, stop being critical.

Let me help you out man, put something like this: "I know you love me, don't miss your chance"
 

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thanks local celebrity, and docs I actually do pick up in real life,myspace is just another means to expand, and I never stated that a quote would get you girls just wanted ideas as im creating mine at the moment :)
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I remember reading on here that someone had there headline as "my **** has more uptime than myspace" or something haha. depending on your age it might be a little immature but its still funny. It doesn't seem to be crashing as much these days though.
 

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"I'm so horny that the crack of dawn better watch itself around me"
 

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Ok I got one. Put this:

"My first time I jacked off, I thought i'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich."
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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wtf is ballin'??? ballin' as in..."*** wit me cause i be ballin' in da 204"????why can't people just type in normal english? i just about lost it when my gf wanted me to teach her some american slang. english is a rich language. try using it sometime.

funny thing about myspace is that 90% of the girls use headshots so that you don't see how fat they are. you gotta love america in 2006.
 

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What if I said 'hoopin', same shiit. Maybe that's the word you're looking for.

Seriously...this won't change a single goddamn thing for you. Your cool factor won't increase. You won't gain instant fvcking interest in yourself because OMG, you hoop and loop.
 

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i usually put a clever song lyric in mine. Usually quotes from the band Brand New.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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