Hey guys looking for some ideas as to put in my myspace quote next to my nickname ? I was thinking of something ****y, but im not a bad looking guy so it could come across as to arrogant and full of yourself ,any ideas cheers
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Myspace quote...ideas
- Thread starter Anfz
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
selfmademob
Banned
i put "Meet me at tha rim, it's goin down" and instead of I'm online it says "Ballin" and has a guy bouncing a basketball.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Docs
Banned
So...this is MySpace...right? Why don't you actually go pick up in real life, instead of concerning yourself about some minute detail that probably means dittley-squat to 99.9998% of MySpace people.
Switching from 'Online' to 'ballin'...wow..that'll get you some girls, that's the fvckin gold right there.
*cough*, loser.
Switching from 'Online' to 'ballin'...wow..that'll get you some girls, that's the fvckin gold right there.
*cough*, loser.
TheSplat
Master Don Juan
Just put that you're bringing sexy back.
Local Celebrity
Don Juan
Jesus christ, I thought we were here to help each other out? The mans looking for ideas, stop being critical.
Let me help you out man, put something like this: "I know you love me, don't miss your chance"
Let me help you out man, put something like this: "I know you love me, don't miss your chance"
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I remember reading on here that someone had there headline as "my **** has more uptime than myspace" or something haha. depending on your age it might be a little immature but its still funny. It doesn't seem to be crashing as much these days though.
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
"I'm so horny that the crack of dawn better watch itself around me"
T Money
Senior Don Juan
I agree with Docs and DevanE.
T Money
Senior Don Juan
Ok I got one. Put this:
"My first time I jacked off, I thought i'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich."
"My first time I jacked off, I thought i'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich."
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
sparky0000
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wtf is ballin'??? ballin' as in..."*** wit me cause i be ballin' in da 204"????why can't people just type in normal english? i just about lost it when my gf wanted me to teach her some american slang. english is a rich language. try using it sometime.
funny thing about myspace is that 90% of the girls use headshots so that you don't see how fat they are. you gotta love america in 2006.
funny thing about myspace is that 90% of the girls use headshots so that you don't see how fat they are. you gotta love america in 2006.
selfmademob
Banned
ballin as in basketball nucca
Docs
Banned
What if I said 'hoopin', same shiit. Maybe that's the word you're looking for.
Seriously...this won't change a single goddamn thing for you. Your cool factor won't increase. You won't gain instant fvcking interest in yourself because OMG, you hoop and loop.
Seriously...this won't change a single goddamn thing for you. Your cool factor won't increase. You won't gain instant fvcking interest in yourself because OMG, you hoop and loop.
skip2mylou781
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"fcuk down under 
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""Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.